I hate it when I go to the bathroom and come back and all my classmates look at me, and I say in my head No I didn't take a shit — Hong Copy Share Image
You can't go to the bathroom alone... you might not come back. Cause no girl's ever been to the bathroom alone and survived. It's true. The last woman that attempted it, it was 1937 and her name was Amelia Earhart. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
