“Rule NO 3 [of the Fictional Basketball Player Draft]: Rick Fox isn't allowed to participate in any capacity. There's no real reason for this rule other than pettiness. In all actuality, his character from "OZ", a superstar-NBA-player-turned-felon named Jackson Vahue,… — Shea Serrano Copy Share Image
“So in a six-minute stretch we see display fearlessness, tenacity, intelligence, savvy, a firm allegiance to team, assertiveness, toughness, and a willingness to obliterate a man in front of the woman that man's supposed to marry. Jim Halpert [The Office]… — Shea Serrano Copy Share Image
“Rule NO 3 [of the Fictional Basketball Player Draft]: Rick Fox isn't allowed to participate in any capacity. There's no real reason for this… — Shea Serrano Copy Share Image
“So in a six-minute stretch we see display fearlessness, tenacity, intelligence, savvy, a firm allegiance to team, assertiveness, toughness, and a willingness to obliterate… — Shea Serrano Copy Share Image
“I wish there was a way that 1988 Ice Cube could be introduced to 2014 Ice Cube. He would be as astounded as a motherfucker.” — Shea Serrano Copy Share Image
![“Rule NO 3 [of the Fictional Basketball Player Draft]: Rick Fox isn't allowed to participate in any capacity. There's no real reason for this rule other than pettiness. In all actuality, his character from "OZ", a superstar-NBA-player-turned-felon named Jackson Vahue, would've probably gone very…” quote by Shea Serrano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/3cf/shea-serrano-77688_ball-player_rule-no-3-of-the-fictional-basketball-pl_479561.jpg)
![“So in a six-minute stretch we see display fearlessness, tenacity, intelligence, savvy, a firm allegiance to team, assertiveness, toughness, and a willingness to obliterate a man in front of the woman that man's supposed to marry. Jim Halpert [The Office] is a winner.” quote by Shea Serrano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/859/shea-serrano-77688_basketball_so-in-a-six-minute-stretch-we-see-displa_2155896.jpg)
