If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut. — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
My real father died when I was two years old, so I never knew him. He was a barber in Chicago. — Donald Johanson Copy Share Image
I must to the barber's, monsieur, for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
A man of Seville is shaved by the Barber of Seville if and only if the man does not shave himself. Does… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
When I was 16 I'd watch 'The Godfather,' but I didn't think, 'Right, I'm going to go down the barber's and get… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
With odorous oil thy head and hair are sleek; And then thou kemb'st the tuzzes on thy cheek: Of these, my barbers… — John Dryden Copy Share Image
When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone's… — Swizz Beatz Copy Share Image
Asking for financial advice from a financial planner is like asking a barber if you need a hair cut. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all… — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you… — Sean Patrick Thomas Copy Share Image
If I was switched from whatever I'm doing, and I was, for some reason, made the chief football writer in any newspaper,… — Steve Bunce Copy Share Image
A grave aspect to a grave character is of much more consequence than the world is generally aware of; a barber may… — Henry Fielding Copy Share Image
Ho, pretty page, with the dimpled chin That never has known the barber's shear, All your wish is woman to win, This… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
I've always noticed that Old Families, like plumbers and barbers and possibly drummers and detectives, seem to have some kind of reciprocity… — Celestine Sibley Copy Share Image
I do believe that you have to bring some degree of truth from yourself to the role [Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks can be done without; one leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years;… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Stu walked Bennie over to Chris in the chair and parted his hair to reveal some tan little creatures the size of… — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
I am grateful for the support of those who want to see more women in Congress to better represent our country and… — Martha McSally Copy Share Image
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie; and at the same time a… — Samuel Foote Copy Share Image
I love the donors and we thank them, but it has to be that the guys in the barber shop, the lady… — Keith Ellison Copy Share Image
I'm one of the people who believes that our losses were greater than our gains. Because before the Civil Rights movement we… — John Henrik Clarke Copy Share Image
It's very difficult to find the time or the money for people to organize rehearsals for some movies. It staggers me how… — Emily Mortimer Copy Share Image
If you teach a poor young man to shave himself, and keep his razor in order, you may contribute more to the… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I am sure the man who powders most, perfumes most, embroiders most, and talks most nonsense, is most admired. Though to be… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image