My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all… — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole. — Wesley Willis Copy Share Image
I love the donors and we thank them, but it has to be that the guys in the barber shop, the lady… — Keith Ellison Copy Share Image
I was in the process of growing dreads, they were down to my lip. I could whip them back and forth. Then… — Nate Burleson Copy Share Image
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
In the barber shop you start playing checkers, and eventually you want to learn how to play chess. The pieces look a… — O. J. Mayo Copy Share Image
The problem with our churches today is that the lead pastor is some sissy boy who wears cardigan sweaters, has The Carpenters… — Mark Driscoll Copy Share Image
What is there of the divine in a load of brick? What ... in a barber shop? ... Much. All. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I bumped into Mike Epps in a barber shop. I was in the Warner Brothers studios trying to find my way for… — Joivan Wade Copy Share Image
So I can go and let out everything that I feel about every bogus weekly cover, every single bogus skit, every single… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
“Mama made the coach stop at a barber shop around the corner from their house. 'Go in there,' she told Francie, 'and… — Betty Smith Copy Share Image
If the guy that writes you checks says cut your hair, off to the barber shop you go. That's that. — Paul Konerko Copy Share Image
I don't know nothing about the restaurant business, but I've been around a barber shop all my life. That's where I used… — Larry Johnson Copy Share Image
I wonder how it feels to have to take your girlfriend to the barber shop instead of the hair salon Wiz Kalifa — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
“I began writing this story by subverting the dominant discourse, but that did not last long. My story decided to assert its… — Christopher Higgs Copy Share Image
I represent a rural state and live in a small town. Small merchants make up the majority of Vermont's small businesses and… — Peter Welch Copy Share Image
I grew up, really, in the days before air conditioning. So I can remember what it was like to be really hot,… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
I sang barber shop harmony and sort of got into performing. And it just came naturally. Then, when I was in college… — Harry Dean Stanton Copy Share Image
Every small town has its dramatic group, its barber-shop quartet, every home has music in one form or another. — Kate Smith Copy Share Image
When you go into your customary barber shop, you will wait for the man who gives you a little better shave, a… — Charles M. Schwab Copy Share Image
I find that people today tend to use them interchangeably. I use African-American, because I teach African Studies as well as African-American… — Henry Louis Gates Copy Share Image
“I heard a story about a critical, negative barber who never had a pleasant thing to say. A salesman came in for… — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
It's a small town; everybody eats in the same cafe; everybody gets their hair cut in the same barber shop. That kind… — Joe Thompson Copy Share Image
