Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share
Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share
When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share
Why do I love kids so much? Because I was never a kid myself. I was too poor to really have a childhood. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share
Music is not supposed to rile you up. Music is something to bring you down. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share
Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share
A lot of guys out here are very serious, and God bless them, that's their personality. It's not a sin to be business-like. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share
I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share
Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus - especially Arnie - he used to beat my brains out when we were young. In the end, I… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share
