I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack. — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength. — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit! — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions. — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
I'm a postmodern commentator, and so, in a cheeky parallel to James Joyce or James Kelman, I get to places, verbally, that are a… — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player. — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
As a kid, I was school swot, but I used to hang around the billiard halls, learning that Geordie sense of humour, mixing with… — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them. — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
