Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true!… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
I write scripts in storyboard fashion using stick figures, and thought balloons and word balloons and captions. Then I'll write descriptions of… — Harvey Pekar Copy Share Image
Electric telegraphs, printing, gas, Tobacco, balloons, and steam, Are little events that have come to pass Since the days of the old… — Henry Sambrooke Leigh Copy Share Image
Man moves in all modes, by legs of horses, by wings of winds, by steam, by gas of balloon, by electricity, and… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade has new balloons this year including the Pillsbury Doughboy balloon and the first openly gay balloon. Also… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“There were bright balloons flying on both sides of the porch announcing the specialness of this day. It was what balloons did… — Lisa Burstein Copy Share Image
When the air balloon was first discovered, some one flippantly asked Dr. Franklin what was the use of it. The doctor answered… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
The whole bloody system is sick: the very notion of leadership, a balloon with a face painted upon it, elected and inflated… — Kate Millett Copy Share Image
“Listen, kid. This is what happens: Somebody-girl usually-got a free spirit, doesn't get on too good with her parents. These kids, they're… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I am nothing but oxygen and hydrogen, a luminous sphere of plasma held together by helium and gravity, And like a balloon… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
There's a joke about the balloon boy who has a balloon mum and a balloon dad and he goes to a balloon… — Gabrielle Williams Copy Share Image
“I dreamed you a field of running horses, Selah. For you, Bianca, a balloon the size of the sky, my body a… — Shane Jones Copy Share Image
A man's minor actions and arrangements ought to be free, flexible, creative; the things that should be unchangeable are his principles, his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Until the dead are buried they change somewhat in appearance each day. The color change in Caucasian races is from white to… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
The main trend with the theme episodes is that anywhere there is a misconception about the way the physical world works, we're… — Adam Savage Copy Share Image
who knows if the moon's a balloon,coming out of a keen city in the sky--filled with pretty people? ( and if you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people perceive me as an assassin or at least someone who can slip under your guard with a knife. But if… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Those who flashin' don't blast, they still buffoons, Just blowin out hot air, they should fill balloons. I'm like them shorties that… — Elzhi Copy Share Image
As I got closer it looked like a weather balloon, gray and about three feet in diameter. But as soon as I… — Deke Slayton Copy Share Image
She was not filled up with the sight of him, the way she had seen her sisters fill up, like silk balloons,… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
“Remember, these are special balloons. They work quite differently from the ones you are used to. No, these balloons do not take… — M.P. Kozlowsky Copy Share Image
The idea of aerial military surveillance dates back to the Civil War, when both the Union and the Confederacy used hot-air balloons… — Michael Hastings Copy Share Image
When my life is stressful, my favorite game is called 'Pop It,' where you pop balloons and prizes fall out. It's a… — Jane McGonigal Copy Share Image
And it doesn't matter to me whether you're running a coffee shop or you're an intellectual or you're in business or flying… — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
I once threw a water balloon on a girl because I caught her cheating on me. She was kissing my friend and… — Breckin Meyer Copy Share Image
I know. Life is so unfair. I'm still not going to pee on Karou's ex-boyfriend for you." "What? I wasn't even going… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
“When some name dropping and eye-rolling chin-strokers are trying to snow us under with an avalanche of swollen narratives, we must never… — Erik Pevernagie Copy Share Image
If 'Black Balloon' had come out before 'The Mummy,' casting agents wouldn't have been able to see me for the first time… — Luke Ford Copy Share Image
“Perhaps it is his goofy laugh and silly grin that made people underestimate him; certainly his playfulness contributed to that perception. At… — Richard Brandt Copy Share Image
I was influenced by autobiographical writers like Henry Miller, and I had actually done some autobiographical prose. But I just thought that… — Harvey Pekar Copy Share Image
My parents had irrational fears of Mexico and assumed that once you crossed the border, drug runners made you swallow a heroin… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
Did I miss?" you asked. "You didn't exactly miss," said Pooh, "But you missed the balloon." "I'm so sorry," you said, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you say a wall, you mean a wall. You want to build a fence, you say fence. You don't use it… — Steve King Copy Share Image
Chicken,' Josie said. 'Have you ever been in love?' Peter looked at Josie, and thought of how they had once tied a… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Oh, it was a disaster, .. It went down like a lead balloon. I don't know why. I had thought the women… — Barbara Lee Copy Share Image
“As I accept the flowers, I release my grip on the balloons, and they bounce gently against the ceiling the way they… — Shannon M Mullen Copy Share Image
President Obama could keep a big map with push pins on it to keep track of how many countries hate us, and… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
Most restaurants fail. The sad ones are stillborn. The mad ones flourish within the bustle and excitement of fame, notoriety, the thrill… — Sam Sifton Copy Share Image
What if I jumped out of an airplane with a couple of tanks of helium and one huge, un-inflated balloon? Then, while… — Colin Rowe Copy Share Image
The greatest sin is appearing naive or old-fashioned so that somebody can give you a sort of a very cool arch smile… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image