Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
It's a pretty humiliating thing when you get picked last every day in gym class and then at lunchtime all the kids… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
Morality has nothing to do with sports. Bad people can be good at sports and good people can be bad at sports. — Greg Howard Copy Share Image
“It's all fun and games until you have a bad sports bra that causes your boobs to chafe.” — Dawn Dais Copy Share Image
The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Both gangs have been bad sports, so see if at least one can't redeem themselves by offering no alibis, but cooperate with… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
