I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories. -Maury Ballstein — Zoolander Copy Share Image
Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get… — Zoolander Copy Share
There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, Wow, I… — Zoolander Copy Share
Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor. -Larry Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that… — Zoolander Copy Share
You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share
I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander! -Katinka — Zoolander Copy Share
I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share
I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed. -J.P. Prewitt — Zoolander Copy Share
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share
