“Turkey Bacon. It's like saying "shoot" instead of "shit." It just doesn't quite carry the moment.” — George Takei Copy Share Image
Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor." — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like they were strands of a lover’s hair. Of course they weren’t, because all my… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
