When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards been, I'm glad I ate that. I'm always like, I'm gonna die. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts. But your head still thinks it's twenty-three. — George Clooney Copy Share Image
When you're working through the [fight] scenes, you're working on such adrenalin. And then, later, you're like, "Oh, god, my back hurts.… — Kate Bosworth Copy Share Image
I'm getting old! My back hurts, I got asthma, I just been listening to Amy Winehouse, trying not to cry. Life's crazy. — Vince Staples Copy Share Image
It was a long time ago, we were in the office, and we had finished work exhausted. A friend of a friend… — Giorgio Armani Copy Share Image
There is no advantage getting older. You don't get smarter, you don't get wiser, you don't get more mellow, you don't get… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A question: when is a bed not a bed? When it is angled lie-flat. My back hurts, my legs ache and my… — Richard Quest Copy Share Image
It's not that your back hurts, .. You get these horrible, ice cream brain-freeze headaches. So I would go in on the… — George Clooney Copy Share Image