There is no character in the comedy of human life more difficult to play well than that of an old bachelor. — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Husbands and wives talk of the cares of matrimony, and bachelors and spinsters bear them. — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor. — Sara Gilbert Copy Share Image
It is a category mistake to ask, 'Who made the Unmade?' or 'Who created the Uncreated?' One may as well ask, 'Where… — Norman Geisler Copy Share Image
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Reed College required a thesis for a Bachelor's degree. Normally a Bachelor's is sort of like being stamped 'Prime US Beef.' They… — David Eddings Copy Share Image
It takes a long time to become a lawyer because you need three things - a bachelor's degree, a law degree, and… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Besides the things I asked [Indira Gandhi], she told me about her son Rajiv, who is married to an Italian girl and… — Oriana Fallaci Copy Share Image
A reader seldom peruses a book with pleasure until he knows whether the writer of it be a black man or a… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
I just like the company of beautiful women. I have a weakness in that department. And I suppose because I am fairly… — Eric Clapton Copy Share Image
I'm a bachelor in the old sense of the word, meaning I flirt, I have very many close relationships, but then I… — William Ivey Long Copy Share Image
The show is escapism. If you look back to when I was in college, all the girls in the sorority houses were… — Chris Harrison Copy Share Image
Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I love to think of the whole universe together as one eternal fact. I love to think that everything is alive; that… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
They that have grown old in a single state are generally found to be morose, fretful and captious; tenacious of their own… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
He quietly groaned. Again and again, he’d witnessed this phenomenon with his friends. They got married. They were happy in that sated,… — Tessa Dare Copy Share Image
“Janet did not believe it was feasible to be single; to Janet a bachelor eked out his living on the margins of… — Lydia Millet Copy Share Image
What I've learned from fatherhood is that having a son cannot, did not, change my love for The Bachelor! I thought that… — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
“I often think about bachelors, a life of pure decision, of thoughtful calculations, of every inclination honored. They go about on their… — Elizabeth Hardwick Copy Share Image
If you wish the pick of men and women, take a good bachelor and a good wife — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
My first speaking part was to read for John Forsythe for Bachelor Father. I was the lead, opposite him. — Linda Evans Copy Share Image
Men who dont understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
The uselessness and expensiveness of modern women multiply bachelors. — Samuel Richardson Copy Share Image
Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm probably the only member of the 'Bachelor' cast without an agent! — Jake Pavelka Copy Share Image
He took her up in his arms in the way of a bachelor who has had amateur experience of the carrying of… — William Pett Ridge Copy Share Image
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth. — Thomas Fuller Copy Share Image
I don't much like to think that being a bachelor girl limits how you see the world. On the other hand, I… — Wendy Wasserstein Copy Share Image
The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die… — Charles Farrar Browne Copy Share Image