Bachelors Quotes · Page 3

Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.

— Edward Lear

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

— P. J. O'Rourke

Old Cob tucked away his bowl of stew with the predatory efficency of a lifetime bachelor.

— Patrick Rothfuss

When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.

— William Shakespeare

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

— Oscar Wilde

A married man has many cares, but a bachelor no pleasures.

— Samuel Johnson

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

— Finley Peter Dunne

Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne.

— Oscar Wilde

My kids have never known me not working on The Bachelor. But they've lived in Paris and Italy and been to Hawaii…

— Chris Harrison

I will only think of settling down after Salman Khan, the other most eligible bachelor, plans to settle down. We are eligible…

— Yuvraj Singh

What business has an old bachelor like that to marry?' said Sir James. 'He has one foot in the grave.' 'He means…

— George Eliot

I happen to hold a bachelor of science degree in geology... And my greatest contribution to the field of science is that…

— Colin Powell

I started in a business background, but then it was like, 'you know, I can't do math,' so I changed it to…

— Jeff Dunham

How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the…

— Ogden Nash

Now that the Sanctity and Holiness of heterosexual marriage has been destroyed, are they going to cancel The Bachelor?

— Dana Gould

As a walled town is more worthier than a village, so is the forehead of a married man more honorable than the…

— William Shakespeare

The evening before my departure for Blithedale, I was returning to my bachelor-apartments, after attending the wonderful exhibition of the Veiled Lady,…

— Nathaniel Hawthorne

“It seems hard to remain a bachelor...to model your appearance and behaviour on one or two bachelors remembered from your youth. That…

— Franz Kafka

Many guys see relationships with women as a zero-sum game: If she wins, he loses. Marriage is the ultimate contest: Her job…

— Michael Kimmel

I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go…

— Anonymous

The most threatened group in human societies as in animal societies is the unmated male: the unmated male is more likely to…

— Richard Brinsley Sheridan

I haven't had a chance to pick up a good book in a long time, because I've been either reading scripts or…

— Justin Theroux

In April 1917 the illusion of isolation was destroyed, America came to the end of innocence, and of the exuberant freedom of…

— Barbara Tuchman

We old bachelors smell like dogs, do we? So be it. But I must take issue with your claim that doctors who…

— Anton Chekhov

The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.

— P. J. O'Rourke

Let sinful bachelors their woes deplore, full well they merit all they feel, and more

— Alexander Pope

We're really up against it, we poor women: A bachelor's a hard thing to convert

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Hey 'Bachelor,' take notes! Trusting one another and sharing a journey to health leads to lasting relationships!

— Alison Sweeney

I went to college at QUT: Queensland University of Technology. I studied for a Bachelors in finance and acting.

— Brenton Thwaites

It's terrible feeling like an eligible bachelor but no women seeming to agree with you.

— Pete Townshend

Now on 'Bachelor Pad' it is true colors - no best foot forward anymore, everybody is really themselves.

— Jake Pavelka

“To the bachelor, the language of women is mystery. In those matters, a married man is already a scholar”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.

— Jeph Jacques

“While bachelors are lonely people, I'm convinced that married men are lonely people with dependents.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

— Daniel Tosh

The average kindergartner has seen more than 5,000 hours of TV-more time than it takes to earn a bachelor's degree.

— Shook

I don't recommend being a bachelor, but it helps if you want to write.

— Nelson Algren

The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.

— Tommy Chong

I'm a lifelong bachelor, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't marry the right woman.

— Richard Roeper

a college education I would never propose - a bachelor's degree won't even keep you in clothes

— Cole Porter