His energy is very malevolent. Don't get sick or I'll start asking you if the baby is all right in front of… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. — Natalie Wood Copy Share Image
Being a new dad, I knew it would be hard, but I don't think you really know how tired you can get… — T. J. Oshie Copy Share Image
If only we could have them back as babies today, now that we have some idea what to do with them. — Nancy Mairs Copy Share Image
I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends. — Douglas Feaver Copy Share Image
The only way I'm interested in having a baby is the old-fashioned way. — Bethenny Frankel Copy Share Image
Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“Tell ya what I'm gonna do, see. I'm not going to hope. Now, you don't either. Don't hope your life will get… — Laura Pritchett Copy Share Image
Shes so sophisticated. She'll catch a nigga nut and then refrigerate it. I wear a rubber and we fuck 'til we dehydrated.… — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
I don't know where life's going, but soon it will be gone. I hope the wind that's blowing helps me carry on.… — Marc Cohn Copy Share Image
But, my dear, I knew when I was a baby what I wanted to do, and I'll tell you, kiddo, if you… — Shirley Booth Copy Share Image
Rockabye Baby, in the treetop Dont you know a treetop is no safe place to rock? And who put you up there,… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
[On peanut M&Ms:] It is the eggness of them. A shell, chocolate placenta, proteiny peanut baby. Life shape, birth shape, cell shape,… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
My wife and I have mellowed out as we've gone along. With the first baby, when she cried, we'd think, Oh my… — Chris O'Donnell Copy Share Image
“Time passed by and Kathy gave birth to a cute baby boy …… he was just perfect. He had bright eyes and… — Heather Graham Copy Share Image
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