Baby Quotes · Page 59

Hey Baby. Baby? You're kidding me, right? I was trying it out. No? No.

— Cassandra Clare

The birth of my sons. The birth of new emotions...what a privilege. What a blessing.

— Elle Macpherson

Having just had a baby, I'm not going to be thinking about my arse.

— Kate Winslet

Life and death live and die in exactly the same spot, the body. It is from there that both babies and cancers…

— Yann Martel

I've been wanting to have a baby since I was 2 years old - I'm destined to be a mother.

— Alicia Silverstone

Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite.

— John Cena

Bridget Jones' Baby, at heart is about the gap between how you expect life to turn out and how it actually does.

— Helen Fielding

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

— Will Rogers

A lot of people are talking about defunding planned parenthood, as if that's a huge game changer. I think it's time to…

— Mike Huckabee

I want to have and adopt. I always have; ever since I was 18, I wanted a baby, and I wanted to…

— Queen Latifah

If the estimated age of the cosmos were shortened to seventy-two years, a human life would take about ten seconds. But look…

— Robert Grudin

Paris answered for him. "Last time he spread the flashing love, Reyes threw up all over his shirt. I never laughed so…

— Gena Showalter

Tabloid discussion of bad children always blames baby-boomer liberals, careerist mothers and fashion-crazed Nathan Barley types who think it's all enormously funny.…

— Peter York

Parents who are stressed or disturbed will have more difficulty in meeting their children's needs. Parents who have little support--from friends, relatives,…

— Sheila Kamerman

To those advocates of independent paper moneys who also champion the free market, I would address this simple question: "Why don't you…

— Murray Rothbard

When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet…

— Maddox

There are two victims in every abortion: a dead baby and a dead conscience.

— Mother Teresa

Everything changes when you have a baby, You forget the petty stuff and see what's important. Everything is amazing!

— Kourtney Kardashian

I'm one of the baddest, hardest-hitting heavyweights in the business. Right here from Alabama, baby.

— Deontay Wilder

Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius.

— May Sarton

I seen a baby cry seconds later he laughs... the beauty of life, the pain never lasts.

— J. Cole

Still looking for that blue jean, baby queen, prettiest girl that I ever seen. See her shake on the movie screen, Jimmy…

— David Essex

I don't do anything or have any magical secret or something, other than drinking baby's blood, of course.

— John Stamos

When held up to the window pane, What fixed my baby stare? The glory of the glittering rain, And newness everywhere.

— Alfred Austin

What do babies dream of? She must be dreaming of the before-life, just as I dream of the afterlife.

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“What? My gastrointestinal clock was ticking. I wanted a food baby.”

— Gena Showalter

“She'll have a time with that baby and only a tiger for a husband.”

— Téa Obreht

“My baby don’ care fo’ rings or other expensive things— My baby just cares—fo’—me!”

— Tennessee Williams

Hey babe just wanted to say I love you and I'm glad you trust me enough to tell me what you did…

— Hillo's_girl

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on

— BJ

I'm not a huge fan of horror movies myself because I'm a big baby and I get too scared to watch them.

— Katrina Bowden

I've fallen in love maybe five times in my life. But it's a long life. I do get crushes. Whether it's men…

— Joan Collins

A book is not a short-term project. It's essentially your baby, so it takes a lot of work.

— Luvvie Ajayi

Miss X has always been a ditherer -- she was a ten month baby and has not improved in any material way…

— Mary Ann Shaffer

Well all of Chuck's children are out there playing his licks, get into your kicks. Come back baby, rock and roll never…

— Bob Seger

The first time I heard 'Baby Federer,' I was maybe 16. After that, it sort of took off.

— Grigor Dimitrov

Everyone asks me do you want a boy or a girl? I really don't mind, it should be a healthy baby.

— Raj Kundra

I abhor 'baby talk.' I speak to kids like I would any other person, and they seem to respond to it.

— Rich Sommer

No baby shall at any time be quartered in a house where there are no soft laps, no laughter, or no love.

— Erma Bombeck