Baby Quotes · Page 50

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.

— Demetri Martin

If the feminist program goes to pieces on the arrival of the first baby, it's false and useless.

— Crystal Eastman

I am a Cajun Baby in a Texas girl, an all-American woman and a global goddess

— Erin Cummings

After having a real baby, I was sitting on a doughnut for a month.

— Katie Lowes

Naming a baby is an act of poetry, for many people the only creative moment of their lives.

— Richard Eyre

We only have babies when we're young enough not to know how grim life turns out.

— Gregory Maguire

I like showing moms what it's really like having a baby, and how it's not Hollywood life.

— Bethenny Frankel

Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil, my brother like to masturbate with baby oil.

— Adam Sandler

There are things you're supposed to learn in life. My biggest regret was terminating a pregnancy when I was about 18. Every…

— Suzi Quatro

Another potentiality of our irrepressible juvenility is a capacity to maintain until the onset of senility an active creative interaction with our…

— Louise J. Kaplan

Babies should enjoy the freedom to vocalize whether it be in church, a public meeting place, during a movie, or after hours…

— Erma Bombeck

I don't have any children, but if I had a baby, I would have to name it, so I would get a…

— Mitch Hedberg

Having a book is somewhat like having a baby, as many woman writers have observed before me: the conception, the long preparation,…

— Doris Grumbach

My mum and dad ran a family cafe in Sligo for 35 years and worked long hours. We grew up in a…

— Shane Filan

Every hundred year, mother make baby like Iron Sheik, Michael Jordan and the Jesus. Only one chance to prove you are the…

— The Iron Sheik

If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their…

— Jack Handey

A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.

— Henny Youngman

A mother holds her child's hand for just a short time, but holds their heart forever.

— Krystal Nahdee

“With a baby, I’d have something to show for all this. I’d have a reason. At the least, I’d have something to…

— Adam Johnson

The only thing I can say about W. C. Fields ... is this: Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be…

— Leo Rosten

Every film is like a baby for me; it's like my own child. I feel protective and aggressive each time my film…

— Varun Dhawan

Businesses, like babies and books, need nurturing, time, energy, love, planning and, yes, money to develop, grow and prosper.

— Rachael Bermingham

I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes. I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way.

— Lady Gaga

Five years from now she sits at home feeding the baby she's all alone.

— Avril Lavigne

Birth is not only about making babies. Birth is about making mothers.

— Barbara Katz Rothman

“Yet, we must never 'throw the baby out with the bathwater'". ~R. Alan Woods [2012]”

— R. Alan Woods

I like wearing my dad's sweaters because I knew that he wore them when he held me when I was a baby.

— Troian Bellisario

Let's take our babies home and abide by the curfew. I want to thank you for understanding that we want to bring…

— Stephanie Rawlings-Blake

Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.

— Rick Riordan

I dream big, baby. I want to do thrillers, I want to do smart David Lynch-type mysteries.

— Gina Rodriguez

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

— Andy Borowitz

They're supposed to cure everything. Want a baby? Have a Brandreth pill. Don't want a baby? Have a Brandreth pill.

— Gyles Brandreth

I'm as strong, strong as I can be, but ooh ooh ooh, baby you leave me weak.

— Toby Keith

Happiness is..When a baby holds your finger in his small palm& doesn't let you go & smiles while looking at you. *__*

— Tinku Razoria

Such a Big miracle in such a tiny baby. Big things often have small beginnings A baby is God's opinion that life…

— Carl Sandburg

If you want something to play with go find yourself a toy, baby, my time is too expensive and I'm not a…

— Aaron Neville

My sister gained 80 pounds expecting her baby. Well, you get nervous, waiting for those adoption papers to clear.

— Emo Philips

I must have the sun and warmth. I need to be in the sun - I'm a true island baby.

— Narciso Rodriguez

One of my favorite eras is the '80s. I'm an '80s baby to the world, love everything about the '80s.

— Deon Cole

I'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!

— Tori Spelling