Have you ever tried to talk to a baby or a toddler? They never look you square in the eyes, they know… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
There is San Diego - this retirement village, with its prim petticoat, that doesn't want to get too near the water. San… — Richard Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Attachment parenting demands not just certain actions you take with your baby but also certain emotional states to accompany those actions. — Hanna Rosin Copy Share Image
We must treat ideas somewhat as though they were baby fish. Throw thousands out into the waters. Only a handful will survive… — Anne Heywood Copy Share Image
For every stand-up comedian, Just for Laughs is our Super Bowl. Every comic in the world goes to Just for Laughs in… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
After I got divorced, I said to myself, I will never, ever get married again. It was in cement. I went through… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Charlie had Sophie strapped to his chest like a terrorist baby bomb when he came down the back steps. She had just… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I view it as a real competition. We're in a business where, you know what, there's no babies here. You go out,… — Willie Randolph Copy Share Image
I had a terrible dream when I was pregnant; I dreamt the baby had a ventriloquial mouth, but there was no hand… — Nina Conti Copy Share Image
In all of life, I've never heard of a C-section where a scalpel goes too deep and actually slices into the baby's… — Paul Nassif Copy Share Image
Have you ever had a big idea or dream - something you wanted so bad ... but you were too scared to… — Bob Proctor Copy Share Image
Q, you're going to go to Duke. You're going to be a very successful lawyer-or-something and get married and have babies and… — John Green Copy Share Image
When I look in the mirror I see the girl I was when I was growing up, with braces, crooked teeth, a… — Heather Locklear Copy Share Image
“1. Peeing and pooping while naked, either with prompting or without. 2. Peeing and pooping with clothes on, commando, with prompting or without. 3. Peeing… — Jamie Glowacki Copy Share Image
James, oh my! Lol, You are so awesome dude, Twin is so lucky to have a bf like you:) You really cherish… — Rachel Copy Share Image
I was at one of the lowest points of my life when we started this film [Dream of Life], except, of course,… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
To Harald, may God forgive you and forgive me, too, but I prefer to take my life away and our baby's before… — Lupe Velez Copy Share Image
Our country also hungers for leadership to ensure the long-term survival of our Social Security system. With 70 million baby boomers in… — Kay Bailey Hutchison Copy Share Image
Have a kid. You obviously shouldn't have a baby just to get politically active, but I'm eight and a half months pregnant,… — Alison Pill Copy Share Image
The pain that's created by avoiding hard work is actually much worse than any pain created from the actual work itself. Because… — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
The first time I tried to put a new diaper on my baby, I yanked the little Velcro strap too jerkily and… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
I never worked on anything so hard in my life [like my book 'Straight to the Heart: Political Cantos'], including the Bar… — Angela Alioto Copy Share Image
For the eternity that Lux Lisbon looked at him, Trip Fontaine looked back, and the love he felt at that moment, truer… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or… — Teresa Bloomingdale Copy Share Image
I used to walk into a party and scan the room for attractive women. Now I look for women to hold my… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
I think everybody in this generation, and I'm the leading edge of the baby boom - I was born in 1946 -… — David Stockman Copy Share Image
I don't think of myself as offbeat and weird. As a kid, I saw myself as the type of guy who would… — Christian Slater Copy Share Image
When I tell people that I lost my baby weight through breastfeeding, they think I'm exaggerating. But it was brilliant for that.… — Imelda May Copy Share Image
The first time you hold your baby in your arms, I mean, a sense of strength and love washes over you. It… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
Before I had my child, I thought I knew all the boundaries of myself, that I understood the limits of my heart.… — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
What happens is, illegal immigrants can run across the border, drop a baby, and say, 'Ha-ha, there's nothing you can do now.… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
With the marketplace urging parents to buy all manner of things to make their babies ‘smart,’ Gallagher’s book offers parents a view… — Roberta Michnick Golinkoff Copy Share Image
Why is it when I’m the one shot, I’m a baby, but when it’s you, it’s a matter of life and death… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
...is it surprising that today we have become so morally blind (for wickedness blinds) that we save the baby whales at great… — Alice von Hildebrand Copy Share Image
Thought for Today: I dream big! I let go of any limitations on my imagination, and I give voice to my inner… — Doreen Virtue Copy Share Image
Life is expressed in a perpetual sequence of changes. The birth of the child is the death of the baby, just as… — Arnaud Desjardins Copy Share Image
In the United States, it is now possible for a person eighteen years of age, female as well as male, to graduate… — Urie Bronfenbrenner Copy Share Image
When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she… — Priscilla Presley Copy Share Image
I was 27, an unemployed actress living in a really crappy studio apartment. I had just moved to Los Angeles alone, away… — Marissa Jaret Winokur Copy Share Image
![“I was at one of the lowest points of my life when we started this film [Dream of Life], except, of course, that I had two great children. But the film is not documenting a decline; it's documenting a rise up - first baby steps and then big steps up. The worst that could have ever happened to me…” quote by Patti Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/788/patti-smith-394_ascent_i-was-at-one-of-the-lowest-points-of-my_2048809.jpg)
![“To Harald, may God forgive you and forgive me, too, but I prefer to take my life away and our baby's before I bring him with shame or killing him, Lupe. [Suicide note.]” quote by Lupe Velez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d1f/lupe-velez-77289_baby_to-harald-may-god-forgive-you-and-forgiv_2397053.png)
![“I never worked on anything so hard in my life [like my book 'Straight to the Heart: Political Cantos'], including the Bar exam. The only other thing I could compare it to is having four babies by age 24. That was hard.” quote by Angela Alioto](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a9/angela-alioto-29373_age_i-never-worked-on-anything-so-hard-in-my_2380202.jpg)
