The only time the word baby doesn't scare me is the time that it should, when it is what a man calls… — Amy Hempel Copy Share Image
I tell my wife that she doesn't need a baby since she has me to look after. — Zayed Khan Copy Share Image
I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
As soon as you have someone who's providing stuff to react to, especially working with a baby, it's great. — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time. — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
There's some people that are 24 hours with the baby and it doesn't make a difference. They could be anywhere. — Gloria Estefan Copy Share Image
Just read on the back of my baby's shampoo that it says to Keep away from children and now I'm so fucking… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Say my name slowy,Say my name right, Cause baby you'll be screamin it by the end of the night — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is a rush into the unknown. You can duck down & hope nothing hits you, Or stand as tall as you… — Grey Owl Copy Share Image
We know, for instance, that there is a direct, inverse relationship between frequency of family meals and social problems. Bluntly stated, members… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
Did you know? Did the cross cast a shadow on your cradle? Did you shudder each time your hammer struck a nail?… — Todd Agnew Copy Share Image
If you were aboard a lifeboat with a baby and a dog, and the boat capsized, would you rescue the baby or… — Tom Regan Copy Share Image
When you have a baby, you set off an explosion in your marriage, and when the dust settles, your marriage is different… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I'm very Italian, so I love cooking for friends. Whether it's Valentine's Day and my boyfriend and girlfriends' boyfriends are away, or… — Sofia Milos Copy Share Image
I am in a lot of pain. They say it is more pain than when you have a baby but I don't… — Luiz Felipe Scolari Copy Share Image
If you pivot, do it fully and with conviction. The worst thing is to try to do a bit of the old… — Sam Altman Copy Share Image
