Five years after I started CD Baby, when it was a big success, the media said I had revolutionized the music business.… — Derek Sivers Copy Share Image
I don't remember ever deciding to become a performer. I just always was. I began performing by mimicking the performers on the… — T'Keyah Crystal Keymah Copy Share Image
When you have a baby, you set off an explosion in your marriage, and when the dust settles, your marriage is different… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Of the big horror movies of the '70s, you have 'The Omen,' 'The Sentinel,' 'Rosemary's Baby,' 'The Stepford Wives,' 'Burnt Offerings' -… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I haven't been really guilty of being an uber helicopter parent; I took the baby monitors out when they were three months… — Rosemarie DeWitt Copy Share Image
Motherhood is an essential, difficult, and full-time job. Women who do not wish to be mothers should not have babies. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
Baby, after considerable thought I've reached the conclusion that the only conceivable legitimate answer to the Universe as constituted is a peal… — Keith Laumer Copy Share Image
Mostly, I make sure to stay keenly aware of my own shortcomings so that I am more patient with others. It can… — Karen Dawn Copy Share Image
Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When will they make a tractor that can furnish the manure for farm fields and produce a baby tractor every spring? — George Erik Rupp Copy Share Image
From the right, you get demagogues shouting about brown-skinned anchor babies and clamoring to deport the undocumented. From the left, you get… — Eric Liu Copy Share Image
If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth. — Jaden Smith Copy Share Image
We each have a litany of holiday rituals and everyday habits that we hold on to, and we often greet radical innovation… — Ellen Goodman Copy Share Image
Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body - meaning that it wasn't put on this… — Amy Adams Copy Share Image
Your baby only needs a lot of light at night if he's reading or he's entertaining guests. — Lawrence Kutner Copy Share Image
I'm a war baby: I was brought up with rationing, and my parents always had to struggle. I remember when I was… — Cameron Mackintosh Copy Share Image
...I can't possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody's business and I'll… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However, he should not penetrate; sodomising the child… — Ruhollah Khomeini Copy Share Image
I LOVE WAL-MART. I CONSIDER MY JOKES TO BE VERY JEUVINILLE. STUFF A 14 YEAR OLD WOULD LAUGH AT BECAUSE THATS THE… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama. — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
I'm at the age when my friends have started having kids, and when my first good friend had a baby, the first… — Jessica Pare Copy Share Image
