And since we're all adults here, let's be brutally honest-most babies are not actually attractive. In fact, they're weird and freakish looking.… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
“Babies can be fussy , and the fussiest babies have a body count . Of course , every mother thinks her baby… — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
I don't know how doctors pick one specialty over another. Some you can understand. Pediatricians. Or gynecologists delivering babies, bringing a new… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
Women are now very comfortable to have babies into their late 30s. You can be a father in your 50s. I'm not… — Michael Douglas Copy Share Image
Babies are a nuisance, of course. But so does everything seem to be that is worth while – husbands and books and… — Vera Brittain Copy Share Image
Babies are made through an act that you will eventually find intriguing but for right now will just sort of horrify you,… — John Green Copy Share Image
Babies, babies, babies! They're everywhere, aren't they? In our eyes, in our thoughts, in our arms, in our dreams. Sometimes, in our… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
Relying on the face might be human nature - even babies prefer to look at attractive people. But, of course, judging someone… — Paul Bloom Copy Share Image
I breastfed my son for 13 months, and I plan to do at least the same with my daughter. That's an amazing… — Penelope Cruz Copy Share Image
I seem to have a one-track mind. When I was having babies, I did nothing else. When I do pictures, I go… — Maureen O'Sullivan Copy Share Image
The leading cause of death for girls 15 to 19 worldwide is not accident or violence or disease; it is complications from… — Nancy Gibbs Copy Share Image
I didn't see how wearing prosthetics was quite so different from being born with flaming red hair in a crowd of black-haired… — Aimee Mullins Copy Share Image
“I know now why God gave us babies. They require constant attention, of course. They make messes and disturb the peace, but… — Ann Rinaldi Copy Share Image
“It’s like parenting. The hardest, most intensive time comes at the very beginning. We still love those babies as they grow into… — Debora Geary Copy Share Image
“We've hired the calmest babies in the world to play the hysterical Thomas. One did finally start to cry but stopped every… — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
“Like the French, he starts babies off on vegetables and fruits rather than bland cereals. He's not obsessed with allergies. He talks… — Pamela Druckerman Copy Share Image
There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Nick and the Candlestick I am a miner. The light burns blue. Waxy stalactites Drip and thicken, tears The earthen womb Exudes… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
“What happens to the souls of all the babies whom are never born? Are they lost in some parallel universe? Do they… — J. Matthew Nespoli Copy Share Image
Ah, I often think it's wi' th' old folks as it is wi' the babies; they're satisfied wi' looking, no matter what… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Heaven is the perfect place to raise children. Everything will be just the way it was intended to be in the beginning,… — David Berg Copy Share Image
“Babies! That’s all it’s about. Who ever knew the world would be all about babies?” Samantha shouts. “Every time I see a… — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
My sister has three kids so I've spent a lot of time around children and I've always really liked them and wanted… — Bode Miller Copy Share Image
I realize that people fly with small children all the time, and that babies are easier in some ways because all they… — Carolyn Hax Copy Share Image
Babies are equipped at birth with a number of instinctive reflexes and behavior patterns that cause them to spend their first several… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“A small red face ringed in soft black curls looked up at him for one moment, registered that he wasn't the milk-providing… — Eloisa James Copy Share Image
I'm realizing that for so much of my life I had an older viewpoint; I saw things as an older person. That's… — John Travolta Copy Share Image
“It was humanity's ability to heal so quickly, by means of babies, which encouraged so many people to think of explosions as… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“He looked nearly inconspicuous, a handsome man in faded Levi’s and tennis shoes. A Yankees baseball cap covered his dark hair, the… — Shelby Reed Copy Share Image
Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
“The first music I ever heard was only one hundred and sixty days after I was conceived. Da dum Da dum Da… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
“Don't stand unmoving outside the door of a crying baby whose only desire is to touch you. Go to your baby. Go… — Peggy O'Mara Copy Share Image
A sympathetic parent might see the spark of consciousness in a baby's large eyes and eagerly accept the popular claim that babies… — Paul Bloom Copy Share Image
I have a novel that I can write. It's about three soldiers from Somalia. Some babies have been disappearing up on 144th… — Gil Scott-Heron Copy Share Image
“Not babies perhaps. But I know about young things. Foals, puppies, calves, piglets. Even hunting cats. I know if you want them… — Robin Hobb Copy Share Image
I did babysit a little bit when I was young. I prefer babysitting for babies. I always loved babies. I was not… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
As any mother knows, we just want our babies to feel better quickly, and we all do whatever we have to do… — Constance Marie Copy Share Image
There is no more reason to believe that Bitcoin will stand the test of time than that governments will protect the value… — Paul Singer Copy Share Image
“Babies don't come with instruction booklets. You'd learn the same way we all do -- you'd read up on dinosaurs, you'd Google… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“Don't go to sleep, Ginger-Sun." "Baz-" "I know," he muttered, "'Behave, Baz. She's been through a lot. And don't make a baby… — Catherine Asaro Copy Share Image