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The awkward moment when you decided to prank your ex with a, Actually, I kinda still like you, but got a. ¦… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone feels like an underdog, at some point in their life. Even the best-looking people and the most athletic probably have a… — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
People with awkward personalities tend to be more reliable, trust worthy & generous. Awkward people make better friends & mates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is remarkable what fine hands men of genius write, even when they are as awkward in all other uses of the… — Sara Coleridge Copy Share Image
I felt very awkward and out of place in school. Not popular, not attractive, not special in any way and I was… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
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Being ignored on the basis of looks is the most awkward moment.. but sometimes we hv to pretend tht we dont care...… — Innocent_me Copy Share Image
There is that small chance I’ll get what I want; to be someone to relate to for anyone who is as alienated,… — Max Bemis Copy Share Image
I never talk about my money! It is interesting how awkward it is to talk about it, even though I talk about… — Sallie Krawcheck Copy Share Image
Dating is kind of hard. Like dinner or something like that. Like a forced awkward situation is very strange. Especially for me,… — Zac Efron Copy Share Image
Move out of your comfort zone. You can only grow if you are willing to feel awkward and uncomfortable when you try… — Brian Tracy Copy Share Image
I was hesitant to approach people. I'm socially awkward. But I was working on a number of memorials, and finally it dawned… — Jenny Holzer Copy Share Image
No matter where you are or where you grow up, you always go through the same awkward moments of being a teenager… — Aimee Teegarden Copy Share Image
Martin is your best friend, isn't he?' a sweet and well-intentioned girl once said when both of us were present: it was… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
I spent years of being a ghost / Unsure of where home is anymore / I tell them I feel nothing /… — Needa Muy Copy Share Image
Apolo finds some of the dance movements very awkward. To turn out and open up the hips is, for him, very difficult.… — Julianne Hough Copy Share Image
If Christians were Christians, there would be no anti-Semitism. Jesus was a Jew. There is nothing that the ordinary Christian so dislikes… — John Haynes Holmes Copy Share Image
I was scared to say I was in my 40s because at that point, it sounded really old, and to out myself… — Pamela Druckerman Copy Share Image
That WTF moment when you used almost half an hour to write a LOVE message that contained 4pages to your GF/BF and… — Giftthabest Copy Share Image
“This is the whole problem with words. There is so little surface area to reveal whom you might be underneath, how expansive… — Rebecca Lee Copy Share Image
What is more awkward? The way Dora The Explorer stares at you after she asked you a question or the moment of… — Avalon Copy Share Image
That Awkward moment when your in a restaurant and suddenly some-one's parfum rules all your day b'coz it remains how you got… — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
Every therapeutic cure, and still more, any awkward attempt to show the patient the truth, tears him from the cradle of his… — Alfred Adler Copy Share Image
“Too late to point out that he would be better off with someone smart and sweet and—okay—awkward than with Chelsea. Someone who… — Marni Bates Copy Share Image
I'm more of a debit card person, and I live in the 'now'. I don't like credit cards anymore. I try to… — Shane Filan Copy Share Image
“He described the experience as being 'a little bit less fun, perhaps, than chain-smoking for ninety minutes while handcuffed to a dowager… — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
It's awkward: Here you are with most of your clothes off in bed with this person who you've really just met. You're… — Sheryl Lee Copy Share Image
Many great writers have been extraordinarily awkward in daily exchange, but the greatest give the impression that their style was nursed by… — Thornton Wilder Copy Share Image
Alan Bennett is a very quirkish man. He laughs in a self-effacing way, which stops you getting close. If you embrace him,… — Nigel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
Because I was a shy and awkward child, I used humour to deflect attention. It was a controlling mechanism. Because I could… — Catherine Tate Copy Share Image
My parents divorced. There was the usual awkward business of going between them, but I was mostly with my mother. She remarried… — Jacob Rothschild Copy Share Image
You know the awkward class photo when you're sitting there for your school picture and you're 14 or something and you've got… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
“One thing I’ve learned: people love a camera, and when I’m filming, they see it, not me, so whenever I need to,… — Samira Ahmed Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents and you just sit there awkwardly petting their dog… — Patience Copy Share Image
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That awkward moment during atest and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The film industry is an awkward business - you get together with strangers, get to know them very well and then you… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
I had one date in high school - that was it, and he didn't ask me out again, because I was taller… — Geena Davis Copy Share Image
I think everyone at times feels awkward, like they don't fit in. But I was lucky to have super-cool parents who reminded… — Amber Stevens Copy Share Image