I love it when my justifications for avoiding housework are actually legitimate. — Julie Kenner Copy Share Image
“They served "Good Food" but only a G, an O and a D were lit up. Personally, I doubted God dined there. Unless God… — Julie Kenner Copy Share Image
“Can I just say that dying sucks? All that bullshit about seeing the light and having this inner peace, blah, blah, blah. It's crap.” — Julie Kenner Copy Share Image
I love it when my justifications for avoiding housework are actually legitimate. — Julie Kenner Copy Share Image
“Distract him? What the hell was I supposed to do? Strip naked and do the hula?” — Julie Kenner Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time, I’d thought demon-hunting was hard. But that was before I’d become a mom. Trust me. In comparison to parenting, stalking… — Julie Kenner Copy Share Image
“They weren't wearing their handy-dandy I'm an Evil Demon T-shirts; nevertheless, I could tell they were coming for me.” — Julie Kenner Copy Share Image
