A headline last year, after the death of Saddam Hussein, read: 'Tyrant is hanged'. My auntie looked at the newspaper and sobbed,… — Steve Williams Copy Share Image
They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my… — Jasper Carrott Copy Share Image
You know that one auntie, you don't wanna be rude, ...But every holiday, nobody eatin' her food. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, 'Hey cousin! Hey Auntie!' And I'm like, 'Okay I don't know you, I… — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
When I was little, I would tell my aunt that the moon was following us home when we were driving. — DaniAlla Copy Share Image
I absolutely will not allow anyone to call me grandmother. They can call me Auntie Joan, Dee-Dee, Cho-Cho, anything but grandmother. It… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
I take a few quick sips. "This is really good." And I mean it. I have never tasted tea like this. It… — Amy Tan Copy Share Image
