Vegas has the Whitman's Sampler of audiences. They come from all different places, so you have to do some crowd psychology. You have to find the heartbeat of the room. It doesn't shift my jokes, but it shifts my timing… — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
I've always said that I benefit, as an actor, from not having the illusion of security. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
People think that the arts are optional and they aren't. They teach a level of emotional depth that's equally important to mathematic skill. You… — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
Political and social change is always a stagger-step process. One step forward, two steps back. They want you to give up. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
The Bush administration made us nostalgic for ... well, any other time in history. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to include the… — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
