“How could I sleep with a man I wasn't sure would attend my funeral?” — Randy Susan Meyers Copy Share Image
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Do something in your life which will make millions of people attend your funeral. Have a worthy life.” — Mayur Ramgir Copy Share Image
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain” — Mike McManus Copy Share Image
I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Friends will attend my funeral. Good friends will cry at my funeral. But my best friends would update my Facebook status Who… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I always take photographs when I attend a funeral. Most people there know who I am and expect me to be there… — Martin Parr Copy Share Image
I was so hung over that I died, woke up from the dead & then died again. But didn't attend my own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Some people don’t attend funeral not because they don’t want to but they are not emotionally strong to see anybody GO.” — Neeraj Bhanot Copy Share Image
“I just thought that a man, or in this case a woman, never gets too busy to attend his or her own… — Cortez Law III Copy Share Image
“he was worried there might be a problem with the ferry the following day, and he wanted to make sure he’d be… — Dianne Harman Copy Share Image
No American is prepared to attend his own funeral without the services of highly skilled cosmeticians. Part of the American dream, after… — Edgar Friedenberg Copy Share Image
When you attend a funeral, It is sad to think that sooner o' Later those you love will do the same for… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
You attend the funeral, you bid the dead farewell. You grieve. Then you continue with your life. And at times the fact… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Unless I’m dead, I’ll definitely be at your funeral. Just be sure to return the favor and show up at mine. Your… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
