The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus one hundred percent. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable. — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
Astrological prayers seem to me to be built on as good reason as the predictions. — Benjamin Stillingfleet Copy Share Image
If you treat her right, a Pisces can be the best girlfriend you will ever have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many people seeing me first time think, I am rich. In fact I am poor like a church mouse. My Birth Chart… — Florya99 Copy Share Image
“No thoughts had I of anything, Or at least that's what I thought; I even thought I couldn't think, But now I… — Christopher Miller Copy Share Image
If you are looking for a partner in crime or someone interested in going out, Aries might be the friend for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Taurus is an emotionally confused being. There are constant emotions warring through these creatures. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It makes you wonder if there is anything to astrology after all.’ ‘Oh, there is,’ said Susan. ‘Delusion, wishful thinking and gullibility.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Aries can't stand negative people always complaining about everything having to be done their way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Relativity, in our case, means that success is relative to the time frame you choose to measure it with. An hour? A… — Cate East Copy Share Image
I find my zenith doth depend upon A most auspicious star, whose influence If now I court not, but omit, my fortunes… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I've read horoscopes before and what they say. But I would actually love to not be what somebody writes down - I… — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
“ZODIAC SIGNS All the signs of the Zodiac are rooted in the Babylon system so hated by God. Believers should avoid anything… — Pat Holliday Copy Share Image
Astrology ... makes vague predictions that can always be adapted after the fact to fit observations, as we'll see. Astrologers don't seek… — Phil Plait Copy Share Image
There is a philosophy that says that if something is unobservable -- unobservable in principle -- it is not part of science.… — Leonard Susskind Copy Share Image
“THE NEXT DAY WAS RAIN-SOAKED and smelled of thick sweet caramel, warm coconut and ginger. A nearby bakery fanned its daily offerings.… — Brandi L. Bates Copy Share Image
“Generally speaking, it is Pisces who provides most of the emotional input into your relationship but that doesn’t mean The Goat is… — Rosemary Breen Copy Share Image
Superstitious." What a strange word. If you believed in Christianity or Islam, it was called "faith". But if you believed in astrology… — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
“You are fortunate to be an Aquarius because you are known as the humanitarian zodiac sign. You are progressive in your thinking,… — Rosemary Breen Copy Share Image
Aquarius[es] are social butterflies, humanitarians, geniuses: Einstein was one. — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
Gemini's hate feeling left out or feeling as though they belong in another category. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Virgos are not emotionless people. They're just masters at hiding what they're really feeling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pisces have the natural ability to read others' minds. It's their intuitive way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical. — Arthur C. Clarke Copy Share Image
Pisces over think a lot and are way too sensitive. Their mood swings aren't very likable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am a Lutheran astrologer, I throw away the nonsense and keep the hard kernel. — Johannes Kepler Copy Share Image
I’d compare stock pickers to astrologers but I don’t want to bad mouth astrologers. — Eugene Fama Copy Share Image
A Gemini falls for someone who's intellectual, interesting and full of surprises. — Anonymous Copy Share Image