A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe! — AB Copy Share Image
Love is like a forest where brave tigers are killed by the beautiful eyes of deers. — AB Copy Share Image
A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin colleague asked: Wat happened? She replied: He asked me are U free tonight? I said-yes &… — AB Copy Share Image
A boy got rejected & girl got selected in an interview 4 same reason. Think? They both had the first two buttons of their… — AB Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of people in one's lifepeople whom one keeps waitingand the people for whom one waits — AB Copy Share Image
License my roving hands, and let them go, Behind, before, above, between, below. my new-found-land,... To teach thee I am naked first; why than… — AB Copy Share Image
*@''''@* **( ' : ' )** *(@)--(@)* *(@)(@)* Here is a lovely, cute teddy bear 4 U! Just 2say I LOve You — AB Copy Share Image
2 know U is an adventure, 2 care 4 U is an art, 2 listen 2 U is an honor, 2 talk 2 U… — AB Copy Share Image
ME Widout U?…???????? It's Like A Facebook Without Friends, Youtube Without Music Google With No search Results Computer Without Internet Night Without Stars Day… — AB Copy Share Image
U R Mø Friend, Mø companion, through good times & bad mø friend, mø buddy, through happy & sad, beside me U stand, beside… — Ab Copy Share Image
If you think your boss is stupid. Remember You would not get the job. If he was smarter. — AB Copy Share Image
He came 2 me 1 nite … explored my body… licked-sucked-swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left….. i was hurt………… damn mosquito! It Bites Me… — AB Copy Share Image
Where there is a will there is a way. But where there is a way, there is no will. — AB Copy Share Image
