You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he drives me around when I get sh*t-hammered. — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
Never in a million years would I imagine myself being in Mexico. After all, who would? Most Mexicans spend the bulk of their day… — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now. I just have a very hard time expressing my… — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
Reminds me of why Im here in the first place. A quest is nuthin if you got no one to brag about it too,… — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
I am talking about me. I want these are questions about me personally as a superstar. You know, you got this moment in time… — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
Yeah, Im sure they got sluts in Tampa. But I didnt go there, wet puss. I went to Mexico on an epic, spiritual quest… — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights,… — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
Dudes got d*ck for style. Hes got no showmanship or personal pizzazz. Its like watching a f*cking pitching machine. — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
Theres one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I think about it, and that image, that one image… — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you gotta beat the man. I learned the grass is… — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the bar, the titty club, and every dumb motherf*cker I… — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
I have been blessed with many things in this life an arm like a damn rocket, a c*ck like a burmese python, and the… — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
