Sometimes, all you need is a loaded Gun and some of your favorite assholes to shoot at. — Rajdeep Sarkar Copy Share Image
The world is full of assholes. What are you doing to make sure you're not one of them? — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“She reminded herself that opinions were like assholes, everyone had one.” — Olivia Jake Copy Share Image
Of course when you were running with the bottom dogs, what you mostly saw were paws, claws, and assholes. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Those women who say men are the same are the ones who have not changed themselves and keep on attracting the same… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Never apologize for being nerdy, because unnerdy people never apologize for being assholes.” — John Barrowman Copy Share Image
Assholes are like salt , important to the dish of life ! Bcz they remind u that u r not an easy player — Kevin Knight Copy Share Image
“Jesus "...It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who do Evil Shit in My Name.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“We all do have our own reasons for being alone; in my case, I just don’t like wasting my time on some… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“I’m all for forgiveness and bygones being bygones, but it’s easier to stomach that after the assholes are all dead.” — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
I think America has the best assholes in the world. I defy the Belgians or the Japanese to produce something like a… — Matt Taibbi Copy Share Image
“Still, to paraphrase what John Stuart Mill said about the stupidity of the Tories, while not all people who claim to be… — Geoffrey Nunberg Copy Share Image
“Hey Kizuki, I thought, you're not missing a damn thing. This world is a piece of shit. The assholes are earning their… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“You know that bad people can make great art, don’t you?’Said Annie. ‘Yes, of course. Some of the people whose art I… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
“It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk… — Alexei Maxim Russell Copy Share Image
“He was too busy checking out and checking in, making and breaking plans, buying and losing cell phones, playing computer games and… — Dalma Heyn Copy Share Image
“Power Breeds Satans As Bob Sutton points out, assholes are created because we are all so easily corrupted by hierarchy and asymmetries… — Richard Beck Copy Share Image
“A brilliant jerk is one who is highly competent but whose attitude doesn’t align with company culture. If you end up hiring… — Binod Shankar Copy Share Image
“Meanwhile, for those of you on crowded public transport who chose not to say the words aloud, you’ll feel no different, and… — Alan Partridge Copy Share Image
“1. Never forget--"they" are always the enemy. 2. Just remember, assholes are born that way, and they usually don't change. 3. You… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
“R.O.TC. kept me away from sports while the other guys practiced every day. They made the school teams, won their letters and… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Well then, those folks are judgmental assholes,” Liv spat. “You’re more than a fucking label, Z. You’re an amazing chef, a mediocre… — Katherine McIntyre Copy Share Image
“WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASSHOLES, BABY? YOU'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE, I'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE! YOU GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A PORTERHOUSE… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Looks like he recovered from the wood chipper pretty well. Want me to kick his ass?” “No, I don’t want you to… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
“Narcissists are consumed with maintaining a shallow false self to others. They're emotionally crippled souls that are addicted to attention. Because of… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“These country chicks, I’m not even kidding you, they’re fucking hard-core. They’ll kill your ass and make it look like an accident.… — Kele Moon Copy Share Image
“Our theory is simply this: a person counts as an asshole when, and only when, he systematically allows himself to enjoy special… — Aaron James Copy Share Image
