Fucking assholes. Do it every time man, every time man. Every time they do it to me. — Dmx Copy Share Image
Today, be the change you wish to see in the twitter. Block the assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“There are assholes among us, good people, try not to step in their shit...it's deep” — Emma Paul Copy Share Image
I don't care what you cover the seats with as long as you cover them with assholes. — Eddie Rickenbacker Copy Share Image
Love spending time with family no matter how big of assholes they are to me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“99% of the people you will meet are nice reasonable people and unfortunately 1% are assholes . . . the trick is… — Kevin Kolenda Copy Share Image
“Your friends’ parents drive like assholes. Tell them it’s an elementary school parking lot, not downtown fucking Manhattan.” — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
I don't mind crying babies, old people or anyone else on airplanes except the assholes that are annoyed by all of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Can’t expect everyone to be on the same page. We’re still humans after all. Some percentage of us are always going to… — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
“There's nothing wrong with you, there are just more assholes in this world than good people.” — Travis Simmons Copy Share Image
“Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one." True, but they're not all full of shit.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“Bosses are like assholes—everybody’s got one. Well, everyone except the unemployed. But still, bosses are like assholes, in that they are assholes. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
In all my years here, I don't think I've ever seen quite so many assholes gathered in one place! — The Undertaker Copy Share Image
If he can't except me smoking weed and drinking then I gotta drop his ass. Im'a do me no matter what! My… — Victor Reyes Copy Share Image
“You hear this kind of thing, rednecks and their guys and--" "Don't call them that," I say. "They're just assholes. Most people… — Charles de Lint Copy Share Image
“Sorry Raphael. My friends are complete, fucking….” He looked up. I tried to jerk back inside, but it was too late. Cam… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
When fucking assholes flirt even though they have gfs fucking get a life you douchebag I swear hurt my girl ill hunt… — Talyiah Copy Share Image
“Aunt Mari says that the assholes in our lives are our biggest blessings." "How so?" "Without them, we'd take the ones who… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“After girls we talked about the officers, and which ones hated us most that week, and how we never did anything to… — Lisa Henry Copy Share Image
“I cut off his fingers to get him to talk, and when he'd confessed everything I wanted to hear, I had his… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
I’ve made my life’s work spotting assholes. And you know, I think it’s harder now than ever before because there’s so many… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
“Even the most blatant assholes seemed to function in a state of grace when confronted with the brutal loss of a loved… — Chelsea Cain Copy Share Image
“And my own affairs were as bad, as dismal, as the day I had been born. The only difference was that now… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Our theory is simply this: a person counts as an asshole when, and only when, he systematically allows himself to enjoy special… — Aaron James Copy Share Image
“How did you get my number anyway?” “Some asshole named Nash.” “Asshole?” “Yeah, asshole. Don’t tell me you don’t think he’s an… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
“These country chicks, I’m not even kidding you, they’re fucking hard-core. They’ll kill your ass and make it look like an accident.… — Kele Moon Copy Share Image
Most of the actors that I've had the pleasure to work with are very easy to get along with. And whether they're… — Mark Gordon Copy Share Image
“R.O.TC. kept me away from sports while the other guys practiced every day. They made the school teams, won their letters and… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“1. Never forget--"they" are always the enemy. 2. Just remember, assholes are born that way, and they usually don't change. 3. You… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
