“Well, I hope you were nice to him ’cause I was kind of an asshole.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“to some asshole who has more credit in his pockets than I do? Not going to happen.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“How can he love being... that? Being what Caine is?" "Because he's an asshole," she says. "You must have noticed.” — Matthew Stover Copy Share Image
“Everything he did, he did well, and as a result he was an accomplished asshole indeed.” — Douglas Preston Copy Share Image
“He can play the gentleman all he wants. I know he's still an asshole at heart.” — Ember Casey Copy Share Image
“If there are two choices, I'm usually going to pick the wrong one, but I really don't do it to be an… — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
“Diary, you're a fucking asshole, you don't do shit to help me. No one does shit to help me. What's wrong with… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
I hate when people walk in on me masturbating and look at me like I'm the asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Sorry for fucking me over? sorry for lyin to me? sorry for getting my hopes up? sorry for everything? ussually fixes everything… — Kiara Leigh Copy Share Image
“To speak a language that was as intimate and free as certain dreams, saying darkly, thrillingly, My cock inside of you. Your… — Paul Russell Copy Share Image
“I am your darkest nightmare. I am your death.” Wow, someone had definitely given him the Introduction to Sounding Like a Poncy… — Sierra Dean Copy Share Image
“Don’t tell me what to feel. All my fucking life, people have been telling me I do things wrong. I’m always the… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“We never lost that. As much as I tried, I could never erase you from my heart. That’s why I was such… — Penelope Douglas Copy Share Image
Not everyone can or will love you. You could run a cotton candy and unicorn farm and someone's gonna think you're an… — Kathryn Budig Copy Share Image
“Tyler scowls. “And an asshole.” “Is that even up for debate?” He grins. “Jesus, such an asshole.” “And yet you’ve hung out… — Aubrey Irons Copy Share Image
“An' you turn your back on your friend, you may as well go ahead an' join the asshole squad, 'cause you just… — Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon Copy Share Image
“You like me,” he finally said. “You like me, like me.” He was trying not to smile. “No. I hate you,” I… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“She really liked you, Noah,' 'Yeah, well, maybe I'm just an asshole.' I realize my hand is still in his hair and… — Becky Wicks Copy Share Image
“You’re a huge sucking asshole,” Livia agreed. “You have everything at your fingertips. You’re healthy, smart, fun, and highly fashionable. But instead… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“Are you trying to find some sort of reason that I've become such an asshole? The reason is... I'm an asshole. There… — Courtney Cole Copy Share Image
“Don't be an asshole" Rhage summed up the regurgitation with two words: "Kettle.Black." Fucking hell. "Did you guys plan that out?" "Yeah… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“And what, exactly, does this Band of Exiles plan to do? Host events? Organise party-planning committees?' Lucien's metal eye clicked faintly and… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“He did atrocious things, but it was him I wanted. Always, only him. Troy stopped when we were nose to nose. Toe… — L.J. Shen Copy Share Image
“You can say whatever you want about me, but none of it's true. You just can't stand the fact that your career… — Katrina Kwan Copy Share Image
