I got me a car and I got me some gas,Told everybody they could kiss my ass... — Glenn Frey Copy Share Image
It's fun to kick ass and show that other dark side of yourself as well. — Michelle Pfeiffer Copy Share Image
“You can't say asses in church unless you are speaking of donkeys.” — Allan Dare Pearce Copy Share Image
I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
There's two things I really like to do and that's whoop ass and look good. I'm doing one of them right now… — Conor McGregor Copy Share Image
In the education of children there is nothing like alluring the interest and affection; otherwise you only make so many asses laden… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
I must of woke up this morning with a bug up my ass, I think I'll just haul off and belt the… — Todd Rundgren Copy Share Image
I fight, knock them out, have some sex and Monday I'm back to hitting bags and kicking ass. — Adrien Broner Copy Share Image
My father lead by fear. I did what my father said ‘cause I was scared of getting my ass beat. His voice… — Nelly Copy Share Image
There isn’t anything good to say about Kick-Ass 2, the even more witless, mirthless follow-up to Kick-Ass. — Manohla Dargis Copy Share Image
I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped! — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
The thirst for knowledge is like a piece of ass you know you shouldn't chase; in the end, you chase it just… — George Pelecanos Copy Share Image
I'd like to think that when I sing a song, I can let you know all about the heartbreak, struggle, lies and… — Ray Charles Copy Share Image
Whenever I publish a book, I feel like a trapper caught by the Iroquois. They're all lined up with Tomahawks, and the… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
No matter how hard I worked, whatever I accomplished was attributed to my looks. If you're working your ass off, then you… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
That skull had a tongue in it, and could sing once: how the knave jowls it to the ground, as if it… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
You can't help noticing an amazing ass. Pretty naked ladies will always get my attention. Revealingly dressed good-looking women will always get… — Steve Albini Copy Share Image
People think that design is styling. Design is not style. It's not about giving shape to the shell and not giving a… — Paola Antonelli Copy Share Image
Maria Shriver is credited with helping Arnold win by standing by him despite allegations of groping. She had to stand by him… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
I had one job that was kind of cop-like. One summer I did security at a miniature golf course. Just standing out… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I'm not much of a revenge person, because I think when you start with revenge it cheapens what you've been through. My… — Sophia Bush Copy Share Image
And so getting to meet Aubrey Plaza and Mae Whitman and getting to know two awesome girls who are just kick-ass. It's… — Alison Pill Copy Share Image
So many of us have our asses watching stupid reality shows, desensitizing our brains. Like, "Wow, isn't that dumb, but I'm so… — Michael Pitt Copy Share Image
Sit down at ten o'clock in the morning and write anything that comes into my head until twelve. One of the few… — Frank Pierson Copy Share Image
But it certainly is a wonderful thing to wake up suddenly in the solitude of the woods and look up at the… — Thomas Merton Copy Share Image
Socrates said, our only knowledge was "To know that nothing could be known;" a pleasant Science enough, which levels to an ass… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
I find it ironic that Republicans have such disdain for the lazy, and yet their solution to every problem is do nothing.… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
It's a good time to say "Oh" and take stock and say, "Gee, how was I ethically this year?" That's the problem… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
