I've made an ass of myself so many times I often wonder if I am one. — Norman Mailer Copy Share Image
The Hamsters really kick ass - Slim is one of your greatest guitar players — Walter Trout Copy Share Image
If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot. — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter what kind of result will be in the end. I already win for myself. — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be dragged to death? — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
If you call me a new-age, airy-fairy, hippie-dippy airhead I will shove my crystals up your ass. — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs… — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE! — Robbie Williams Copy Share Image
Couple of artists got words for me, that's never fun. They say it's on when they see me, that day don't ever… — Drake Copy Share Image
It's gonna be okay, no matter how hard your rock bottom is, you can rise above it and you can come back. — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
It's about getting off your ass and maximizing all the opportunities that life has to offer. — Jason Ellis Copy Share Image
I got beef with commercial-ass niggas with gold teeth Lampin' in a Lexus eatin' beef. — Raekwon Copy Share Image
I would love the chance to ask follow-up questions of Susan Rice because David Gregory apparently did not avail himself of that… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
I'm a facist about spoilers. I'm the biggest pain in the ass to the marketing and promotions department. If I had my… — Brian Austin Green Copy Share Image
Look, we're all the same; a man is a fourteen-room house - in the bedroom he's asleep with his intelligent wife, in… — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
More Americans own their home than ever before. Nearly 70 percent of American's are homeowners. So it is a good time for… — Randy Neugebauer Copy Share Image
I don't care about people kissing my ass or telling me how great I am. I don't really give a damn. I… — Richard Sherman Copy Share Image
I can tell you this. It is not going to be evenly constituted and when she was Speaker Pelosi, she certainly showed… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
I'm not lazy, but I don't have that spur on my ass that most people have, like, "Oh, god. I have to… — Fiona Apple Copy Share Image
That particular story ["The Pyramid and the Ass"] was written during the dark days of the Bush years. George W. Bush had… — Alexander Weinstein Copy Share Image
The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight, because I have been saying, for the longest time, that president Bush must set… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I wrote an essay too, and mine started something like, "When I was asked to contribute to this book, I said, 'I… — Kevin Sessums Copy Share Image
Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
What I'm trying to do is help people understand if for one day they could have the best day ever, where there… — Dave Asprey Copy Share Image
I love a good wool suit, and I appreciate the fact that it's a natural fiber. I know where it comes from,… — Jason Clarke Copy Share Image
Any movie you see, if Tom Cruise is in an action movie or whatever it is, The Avengers, there's going to be… — Geena Davis Copy Share Image
We don’t have to do this. I can fight Coyote. We have the ability to defeat him.” – Sundown “Are you out… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I think there are three types of actors. There are the ones that do the ego thing, which is "I'm never going… — Michelle Rodriguez Copy Share Image
![“That particular story ["The Pyramid and the Ass"] was written during the dark days of the Bush years. George W. Bush had just been "re-elected" (or elected for the first time, depending on how you count the stolen election) and it seemed like the horror of his presidency would last forever.” quote by Alexander Weinstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c54/alexander-weinstein-17341_ass_that-particular-story-the-pyramid-and-th_1455453.jpg)
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