The rule of thumb is, if you feel chest pains, chew on an aspirin to thin the blood rapidly. — Steven Gundry Copy Share Image
Exercise is the most awful illusion. The secret is a lot of aspirin and marrons glaces. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle. — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
“If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: take two, and keep away from children.” — Janice Thompson Copy Share Image
The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin. — Gary Player Copy Share Image
We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children. — Gloria Estefan Copy Share Image
I must be right. Never an aspirin. Never injured a day in my life. The whole country, the whole world, should be… — Joseph Pilates Copy Share Image
Were Moses to go up Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd bring down with him would be aspirin and Prozac. — Joseph A. Califano, Jr Copy Share Image
If I could find a real life place to make me feel like Tiffany's, then I'd buy some furniture and give the… — Holly Golightly Copy Share Image
For a long time, many Republicans thought if they just took two aspirin and laid down, [Donald] Trump would go away. — Mara Liasson Copy Share Image
Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn't… — Foster Friess Copy Share Image
Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold." — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
If you want to write fiction, the best thing you can do is take two aspirins, lie down in a dark room,… — Lawrence Block Copy Share Image
I kept this to remind me of you trying to brush away the Villa Rossa from your teeth in the morning, swearing… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“Diclofenac, cow aspirin, given to cattle as a muscle relaxant, to ease pain and increase the production of milk, works—worked—like nerve gas… — Arundhati Roy Copy Share Image
For them [LGBT group], language has to say exactly what it means. "Why aren't you proud of being gay?" they wanted to… — Richard Rodriguez Copy Share Image
We Americans are a funny people. We say that our favorite outdoor recreation is 'walking for pleasure' (or so it is reported… — Stewart Udall Copy Share Image
Cars, toys, aspirin, meat, toasters, water - nearly every product sold has passed basic safety regulations well in advance of being marketed… — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
Take charge of hidden, sneaky sources of chronic inflammation that can trigger illness and disease by wearing comfortable shoes daily, getting an… — David Agus Copy Share Image
You read the pragmatists and all you know is: not Descartes, not Kant, not Plato. It's like aspirin. You can't use aspirin… — Richard Rorty Copy Share Image
I have periods now, like normal girls; I too am among the knowing, I too can sit out volleyball games and go… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
I’ve tried that. I’ve tried aspirin, too. Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
Her magic formula for dealing with children is ignoring all faults and accenting tiny virtues. She says, "Instead of telling Tommy day… — Betty MacDonald Copy Share Image
Ben's Mr. Market allegory may seem out-of-date in today's investment world, in which most professionals and academicians talk of efficient markets, dynamic… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
“The dead do not need aspirin or sorrow, I suppose. but they might need rain. not shoes but a place to walk.… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
He carried Paul inside and up the stairs. He gave him a drink of water and the orange chewable aspirin he like… — Kim Edwards Copy Share Image
Estimates suggest that from 20 to 50 million Americans routinely, albeit illegally, smoke marijuana without the benefit of direct medical supervision. Yet,… — Frances M. Young Copy Share Image
There are no violent gangs fighting over aspirin territories. There are no violent gangs fighting over whisky territories or computer territories or… — Harry Browne Copy Share Image
If men were equally at risk from this condition - if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
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