I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children. — Gloria Estefan Copy Share Image
When a regular person gets sick, they take an aspirin. When a writer gets sick, they take notes… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I realize now that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
The rule of thumb is, if you feel chest pains, chew on an aspirin to thin the blood rapidly. — Steven Gundry Copy Share Image
The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin. — Gary Player Copy Share Image
We are not bearing our crosses every time we have a headache; an aspirin tablet will take care of that. What is… — Vance Havner Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a peace of soul approach to religion. It makes of God a gigantic Bayer Aspirin; take… — John Powell Copy Share Image
“Are you really a Texan? I mean, really? Riley, if I have a headache, I'd put bacon around an aspirin before I… — RJ Scott Copy Share Image
“We are living in a cultural dark age of musical pollution. You put the radio on, and five minutes later you need… — Vangelis Copy Share Image
I'm sick and tired of black and white people of good intent giving aspirin to a society that is dying of a… — Ralph Abernathy Copy Share Image
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“We know we can prevent heart attacks with aspirin, and with drugs called beta-blockers. We know that certain. Lange” — Shannon Brownlee Copy Share Image
For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Girls are always saying things like, “I’m so unhappy that I’m going to overdose on aspirin,” but they’d be awfully surprised if… — Rachel Klein Copy Share Image
Nancy [Kassebaum] and I worked on a women's health agenda when I first came. Women were not included in the protocols at… — Barbara Mikulski Copy Share Image
What did I really think fifteen years ago? A nonbeliever, I felt guilty in the midst of all those believers. And since… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
A novel is a commodity that fulfills a certain need; people need to buy daydreams like they need to buy ice cream… — John Dos Passos Copy Share Image
To say "I accept" in an age like our own is to say that you accept concentration-camps, rubber truncheons, Hitler, Stalin, bombs,… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
I'll cab it home." "Naw. I'll hang until you're through. Then I'll drag you back to your apartment. Watch you throw up… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
We are close to dead. There are faces and bodies like gorged maggots on the dance floor, on the highway, in the… — Norman Mailer Copy Share Image
We Americans are a funny people. We say that our favorite outdoor recreation is 'walking for pleasure' (or so it is reported… — Stewart Udall Copy Share Image
Ben's Mr. Market allegory may seem out-of-date in today's investment world, in which most professionals and academicians talk of efficient markets, dynamic… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
He carried Paul inside and up the stairs. He gave him a drink of water and the orange chewable aspirin he like… — Kim Edwards Copy Share Image
“The dead do not need aspirin or sorrow, I suppose. but they might need rain. not shoes but a place to walk.… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Her magic formula for dealing with children is ignoring all faults and accenting tiny virtues. She says, "Instead of telling Tommy day… — Betty MacDonald Copy Share Image
I’ve tried that. I’ve tried aspirin, too. Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
Twenty aspirin, a little slit alongside the veins of the arm, maybe even a bad half hour standing on a roof: We've… — Susanna Kaysen Copy Share Image
You've got to learn to let go and let your children fall, and fail. If you try to protect them from hurt,… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Estimates suggest that from 20 to 50 million Americans routinely, albeit illegally, smoke marijuana without the benefit of direct medical supervision. Yet,… — Frances M. Young Copy Share Image