“What's the problem Earthman?" said Zaphod, now transferring his attention to the animal's enormous rump. "I just don't want to eat an animal that's standing here inviting me to," said Arthur, "it's heartless." "Better than eating an animal that doesn't… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Being asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an animal. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image