Ask me Quotes · Page 9

I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.

— Broderick Crawford

If you ask me how I want to be remembered, it is as a winner.

— Walter Payton

You ask me, How much time? I do not know. I know it means time enough to forget time.

— John Mott

But really, if you ask me, there is only one kid of plot. One. Stuff happens. That's it.

— Nora Raleigh Baskin

Some people ask me, Do they put aging makeup on you? It's just this very nice street makeup.

— Frances Conroy

Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I'm yelling?

— Bill Burr

I always say, when they ask me about American politics, is for you guys to decide who you elect.

— Tony Blair

Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)

— Jeaniene Frost

I'm French. I have not become an Englishman. I have the impression of living on an island called Arsenal. If you fancy…

— Arsene Wenger

My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie…

— Jim Gaffigan

Don’t ask me when because I don’t remember, but somewhere along the way I keep forgetting to commit suicide.

— Chuck Palahniuk

People always ask me when they see me working out, "What are you training for?" The answer is I'm training for life.

— Laird Hamilton

People call me and ask me for advice all the time. On an elevator they tell me their problems. I think it's…

— Joyce DeWitt

What I say is: There is nothing that God is not. So when you ask me what God is for me, I…

— Neale Donald Walsch

I'm having a great life. And I'm 73 and they still phone me up and ask me to do a job here…

— Anthony Hopkins

Semi-facetiously, when people ask me why I write these kinds of stories, I simply say that I was warped as a child.…

— Stephen King

Guys think that if a girl is pretty, she's automatically going to say no. Most of the guy's I've gone out with,…

— Brooke Shields

When I get that question, about diversity, I don't go, "Yeah, well you know they don't pay me." That's not my story.…

— Taraji P. Henson

Some folks ask me what the transition was like from NASCAR reporter to political reporter. It's easy. In one, you try to…

— Mary Katharine Ham

If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well…

— Anonymous

There was a lot of rebelliousness, without focus, in my younger years. And even when people ask me, "Oh you went to…

— Immortal Technique

People ask me why I am a feminist. Because I am a woman of freedom and equality and it is not possible…

— Maria Teresa Horta

People always ask me if I could live in any other era what would it be, and I tell them none! I…

— Nina Garcia

You ask me where I get my ideas. That I cannot tell you with certainty. They come unsummoned, directly, indirectly - I…

— Ludwig van Beethoven

What really worries me is that those who are in positions of power are not really affected by what we are writing.…

— Chinua Achebe

Be undeniably good. When people ask me how do you make it in show business or whatever, what I always tell them…

— Steve Martin

And there is something great about knowing that my only job is to be as happy as I can be about my…

— Liz Tuccillo

Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of…

— Jim Benton

You can't ask me to explain the lyrics because I won't do it...I always believed that I have something important to say…

— Lou Reed

Ways of loving from a distance, mating without even touching-Amor platonicus! The ladder of love one is expected to climb higher and…

— Elif Safak

I think it's only through learning, and doing something uncomfortable, that you can actually change. That's why I wanted to do a…

— Rose Byrne

As the original 'Mary Poppins' budget of five million dollars continued to grow, I never saw a sad face around the entire…

— Walt Disney

The exception is I'm not going away. Don't ask me to do that ever again.

— Tammara Webber

I had a reporter ask me what it was like to have my best years over so soon. It stayed with me.

— Sam Raimi

Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.

— Rachel Caine

People ask me what's like to hear our song on the radio. I don't know, I don't listen to the radio

— Kurt Cobain

All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.

— Markus Zusak

People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage.

— David Lee Roth

Science and literature give me answers. And they ask me questions I will never be able to answer.

— Mark Haddon