Arnold Quotes

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— Drake

Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a brown condom full of walnuts.

— Clive James

When I was a kid, I think I wanted to be Arnold Schwarzenegger.

— Lucas Till

Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a condom full of walnuts…

— Clive James

Look at me and think of Schwarzenegger.

— David Cameron

“Arnold Layne, Don't do it again!”

— Pink Floyd

Hey Arnold is probably the father of Stewie.

— Anonymous

How can Benedict Arnold be reliable in what he says?

— Shaquille O'Neal

“He was massive, a veritable Arnold Schwarzenegger of a cat, with a wide, handsome face and a proud, lionish expression.”

— Dr. Nicholas Dodman

Imagine like a really friendly Arnold Schwarzenegger or something. That's Per.

— Serge Gnabry

'SpongeBob,' 'Hey Arnold!,' 'Rocket Power.' I watched all those shows, man.

— Rob Gronkowski

People get inspired by Salman Khan, Sylvester Stallone or Arnold Schwarzenegger. But, body sculpting is a gradual progression.

— Rahul Dev

President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.

— David Letterman

I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria's face is frozen in that puckered position.

— Brad Wilkerson

Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke.

— Craig Kilborn

You mean the fact that Tom Arnold would spend more time with the hair and makeup people than I would?

— Lisa Guerrero

Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just an ambitious guy with a famous name,…

— Jay Leno

Yoga may look peaceful and calming, but even Arnold Schwarzenegger would have trouble breathing after twenty 'surya namaskars' in a row.

— Anonymous

When I saw Arnold say that he didn't need a union, because people in his position don't need it, I thought, this…

— Warren Beatty

When Arnold Schwarzenegger was pronouncing it 'Cal-LEE-fornia,' he was right - he just didn't realize he was accidentally speaking Spanish.

— W. Kamau Bell

I'd like to talk to Arnold Schwarzenegger, 'cause I live in California and I just want to see that canned, chemical filled…

— Henry Rollins

Well, I haven't really been able to shoot in California for a while. Little movies yeah, but the big movies we can't…

— Joel Silver

Yesterday, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he would run for governor of California. The announcement was good news for Florida residents who now live…

— Conan O'Brien

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on…

— Craig Kilborn

Millions of Americans cannot tell you who lived at Mount Vernon or who wrote the Declaration of Independence - let alone the…

— Arthur L. Herman

I feel very blessed to have four brothers. My brothers always say, 'Oh, you know, we prepared you for the world of…

— Maria Shriver

Everybody said you're never going to win this whole Classic. You're not strong enough. You're big, you're athletic, you're fast - but…

— Hafthor Bjornsson

Arnold Schwarzenegger campaigned in New York this week, where he stepped up his controversial goal of helping children… It's all summed up…

— Jon Stewart

Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that he is going to run for governor on our program last night. My staff didn't know, Arnold's staff…

— Jay Leno

I had a truly horrible dream last night ... [Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mike Tyson and I] were on our way to a TV…

— Hunter S. Thompson

Arnold was on the 'Today' show today, he was a little light on specifics. He said he could solve California's $38 billion…

— Bill Maher

I had no intention of replacing Arnold [Schwarzenegger]. There were a few things that made me want to do the movie. They…

— Len Wiseman

“Arnold had never given much thought to whether or not he loved America—but now it seemed pretty obvious to him that he…

— Jacob M. Appel

Let's name the sentimental hog Arnold

— 2nd Earl Rivers Anthony Woodville

I was always fascinated by strength. Arnold was an idol of mine.

— Brock Lesnar

My heroes were people like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

— Rahul Dev

All cartoonists are geniuses, but Arnold Roth is especially so.

— John Updike

What's it like being opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger? For me? Are you kidding? Maybe if I'm lucky, come up to his navel!

— Linda Hunt

“No longer an American, Benedict Arnold was never accepted as an Englishman, either.”

— Willard Sterne Randall

It never occurs to Arnold that the ball won't go in the hole, but I'm always surprised when it does.

— Gene Littler