She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
If you open the armpits, the brain becomes light. You cannot brood or become depressed. — B.K.S. Iyengar Copy Share Image
I wonder how people decided that women were supposed to shave their legs and armpits — Natalie Portman Copy Share Image
Cameron Diaz was so cute at the MTV Movie Awards when she pulled her skirt up and wiped her armpits. — Pink Copy Share Image
She stabbed him in the armpit, deep, and he dropped his sword. And died. So that's what is feels like, she thought… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
In the next election can we vote to ban those ribbon things that kind of keep clothing on hangers but really just… — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
“Lizzie ignored the hair in her armpits and on her legs. It had gone from stubble to dark hair. F*** it. End… — Robert L. Slater Copy Share Image
Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too.… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
Art thou angry with him whose armpits stink? Art thou angry with him whose mouth smells foul? — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
“I’ve been giving my armpits mixed signals, may they come to know peace, prosperity, and perspiration.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's hard, when you're up to your armpits in alligators, to remember you came here to drain the swamp. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
I hadn't fully realized just how powerful words could be before this. Whoever came up with the saying 'sticks and stones may… — Malorie Blackman Copy Share Image
Prosperity Gospel”. At his United Church Science of Living Institute in New York he would tell his congregation “close your eyes and… — Reverend Ike Copy Share Image
Good God,” I whispered, sitting on the van’s cot and looking at my legs, horrified. They were hairy—not wolf hairy, but an… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
Many Americans follow pro basketball from November through June, for reasons that I found unexplainable, other than the fact that they were… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
Most mothers entering the labor market outside the home are naive. They stagger home each evening, holding mail in their teeth, the… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I like to see my hand raised at the end of the night. I like when the ref raises my hand. That's… — Quinton Jackson Copy Share Image
If she’s so important, why aren’t you here guarding her? (Wulf) Mostly because this ain’t Buffy and there’s not one single Hellmouth… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
He who immerses himself in sexual intercourse will be assailed by premature aging, his strength will wane, his eyes will weaken, and… — Maimonides Copy Share Image
“Her armpits were still slightly wet & she examined them one by one. No hair. This was one of her greatest assets… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
What all the ads and whorescopes seemed to imply was that if only you took proper care of your smells, your hair,… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
If you want to run for Prime Minister, you can. If you don't, that's wonderful, too. Shave your armpits, don't shave them,… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
Dwarfs were not a naturally religious species, but in a world where pit props could crack without warning and pockets of fire… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
... don't let your elders and supposed betters tell you any different. Sure, you've never been to Paris. No, you never ran… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I don't want people thinking of me sexually. I don't want people to be like, 'She's hot-looking,' you know? I want them… — Michelle Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Feminists do the best Photoshop because they leave the meat on your bones. They don’t change your size or your skin color.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
