Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Once, as he inhaled with his customary vehemence, I had a thought that made my armpits come alive.” — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
“I just bought some long-lasting deodorant. You know, for the afterlife. Eternity is a long time to have stinky armpits.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write.” — Richard B. Knight Copy Share Image
“I’ve been giving my armpits mixed signals, may they come to know peace, prosperity, and perspiration.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's hard, when you're up to your armpits in alligators, to remember you came here to drain the swamp. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Art thou angry with him whose armpits stink? Art thou angry with him whose mouth smells foul? — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
“If anybody can appreciate fine music, it's me. I mean who else can hit multiple octaves with their armpits?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
He who immerses himself in sexual intercourse will be assailed by premature aging, his strength will wane, his eyes will weaken, and… — Maimonides Copy Share Image
“ You just don’t want to go to the barn in sweats with Elle there. Well, he hated to admit it, but… — Genell Dellin Copy Share Image
And then, going to high school, I saw how popular girls had to behave to get the boys. I knew I couldn't… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
“There was a certain something about the air in the city. You got the feeling that it was air that had seen… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My armpits smell like a baboon belch, which doesn’t make me want to shower, as you’d imagine, but rather it makes me… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I believe in the flesh and the appetites, Seeing, hearing, feeling, are miracles, and each part and tag of me is a… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
I hadn't fully realized just how powerful words could be before this. Whoever came up with the saying 'sticks and stones may… — Malorie Blackman Copy Share Image
Prosperity Gospel”. At his United Church Science of Living Institute in New York he would tell his congregation “close your eyes and… — Reverend Ike Copy Share Image
Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Feminists do the best Photoshop because they leave the meat on your bones. They don’t change your size or your skin color.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
A professionally trained actress should be a better liar, wouldn't you think? But no. I am pathetically underachieved in that area. I… — Kristin Chenoweth Copy Share Image
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eyeing us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, Girlfriend." Eric grinned at… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I love the sound of it," Trina whispers, as if speaking too loudly might interrupt the drumming patter of the rain outside.… — James Dashner Copy Share Image
Dwarfs were not a naturally religious species, but in a world where pit props could crack without warning and pockets of fire… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
What all the ads and whorescopes seemed to imply was that if only you took proper care of your smells, your hair,… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
If you want to run for Prime Minister, you can. If you don't, that's wonderful, too. Shave your armpits, don't shave them,… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
If you open the armpits, the brain becomes light. You cannot brood or become depressed. — B.K.S. Iyengar Copy Share Image
