“10 PLACES TO NEVER, EVER, EVER GO UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES Rooms lit by a single hanging light bulb. Rooms lit by nothing. Any graveyard that isn’t Arlington National Cemetery. Summer camps whose annual counselor murder rate exceeds 10 percent. Maine.… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
I think zombies have always been an easy metaphor for hard times. Because they're this big, faceless, brainless group of evil things that will… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
put the car in "d" set the compass to "n" and get the "f"out of there — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“I think common-looking people are the best in the world. That's why the Lord makes so many of them.” — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
If you write really good material, the rest just falls into place. There's really no trick to it. — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“Elisabeth and Darcy merely looked at one another in awkward silence, until the latter reached both arms around her. She was frozen. "What does he mean to do?" she thought. But his intentions were respectable, for Darcy merely meant to retrieve his Brown Bess, which Elisabeth had affixed to her back during her walk. She rememberd the lead ammunition in… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share
“The one thing people loved more than an outlaw was seeing him punished.” — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“She remembered the lead ammunition in her pocket and offered it to him. 'Your balls, Mr. Darcey?'He reached out and closed her hand around… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“An empty theater is a promise unfulfilled.In a few hours, everything around him would be light and noise. Laughter and applause. Colorful people packed… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“For every rod of wet bamboo upon the student's back, the teacher deserves two.” — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“Depart then, impious one! Depart, accursed one! Depart with all your deceits, for God has willed that man should be his temple!” — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
