“I am not depressed; my life is just shit. As a consequence of my not being depressed, I am not like them. You need to know this from the very off. You need to know I, Arch Fry, will not… — Tom Conrad Copy Share Image
“The banana flavour of his accidental conception, and the banana theme of his accidental death, now all seemed to conspire against him and rather… — Tom Conrad Copy Share Image
“In life one of Midnight’s favourite movies had been It’s a Wonderful Life, a touching story where a man called George Bailey is shown… — Tom Conrad Copy Share Image
“I was, a near grown man, sat in his dank, dark and rickety digs, feverishly hovering about the glare of a computer screen like… — Tom Conrad Copy Share Image
“For a more than miffed Midnight, fate was for emperors, fools and soppy lovers: - fate was the self-important egotism of those doing well,… — Tom Conrad Copy Share Image
“I’d once again see that bob of blonde hair back on my pillow, that pink hot smile beaming toward me as I heroically win… — Tom Conrad Copy Share Image
“The punter sweated on top of Marina, his lips all over her young body, his tongue slipping out from rows of crooked teeth, pushing… — Tom Conrad Copy Share Image
“I am not depressed; my life is just shit. As a consequence of my not being depressed, I am not like them. You need… — Tom Conrad Copy Share Image
“Mark raised his eyebrows, ‘you don't know the half of it,’ he further mumbled, more to himself than in reply to Frankie. ‘But listen… — Tom Conrad Copy Share Image
“I'm a struggling writer, I'm struggling to convince people I'm a writer.” — Tom Conrad Copy Share Image
“My mind may be in gutter, Abigail, but at least I’m looking at an angel!” — Tom Conrad Copy Share Image
“Detective Inspector Eccles sighed. He may ordinarily have met his sigh with the question of why the newly appointed Superintendent Dickinson was turning up… — Tom Conrad Copy Share Image
