One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. — Marilyn vos Savant Copy Share Image
If God had meant men to have children, he would have given them a PVC apron. — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
Yonder come little Rosie, how in the world do you know. I can tell her by her apron, and the dress she… — Lead Belly Copy Share Image
Bobby I'm going to tell you to do two things I hope you never have to do again, tape the Cowboys game… — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
“paisley apron, has her back to me. Her curly brown hair is locked away in pigtails, and she looks like she just… — Ella James Copy Share Image
“That's it, Uncle Huey!" Imogene Duckworthy whipped off her apron and flung it onto the slick, stainless steel counter. "I quit!" If… — Kaye George Copy Share Image
The pros and cons of using the apron are likely above my pay grade, but with or without it, the Indy 500… — Charlie Kimball Copy Share Image
“Women have been looking for a cape and have been handed an apron for centuries. But here was a man who wanted… — Twinkle Khanna Copy Share Image
“~“She likes my dog, doesn’t take my crap, and looks at me like I can be the kind of man Dad was.… — Marina Adair Copy Share Image
“Zed and Sky had stayed behind and were chatting with Will, Sky sitting on Zed's knee as if nothing was going to… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“Too often we only identify the crucial points in our lives in retrospect. At the time we are too absorbed in the… — Jay Rayner Copy Share Image
“She said, “Do you see how I’m wearing this apron? It means I’m working. For a living.” The unconcerned expression didn’t flag.… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“On closer notice of her apron, he said, "Is that-?" "The Mad Hatter," she said. "I told you, I have a collection."… — Donna Kauffman Copy Share Image
“It was surprisingly sexy, a man in an apron. Like a man in a kilt, only with promise of dinner afterward.” — Diana Holquist Copy Share Image
Naughty John, Naughty John, does his work with his apron on. Cuts your throat and takes your bones, sells 'em off for… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“Winter is already a lost shape, forgotten in the ground. Instead, here is Spring with all the grace of a woman smoothing… — Cecilia Llompart Copy Share Image
“I thought that I’d found my new favorite hobby—watching Tristan cook anything at all. “Bev has this really great frilly pink apron,”… — R.K. Lilley Copy Share Image
“Useful Idiot: The one that by wearing a white apron, having a college degree, working for the government or following governmental laws,… — Robin Sacredfire Copy Share Image
“a friend back in her hometown of Battle Point had thrown her a well-attended Apron Collection bridal shower, so Dolly owned an… — Ellen Baker Copy Share Image
“But then Donny called her name from the kitchen, and she remembered rules number one and two. She said, “Do you see… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
