Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I'd wish you a happy birthday but I can't tell if Facebook is making an April Fool's joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wants to remind you that everything is funny as long as its not happening to you. Please dont make others fool on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your April Fools Day prank this year was 'I'm pregnant' then you're an idiot and lack originality and need to go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to go ahead and assume that setting me up with your highly undatable friend was your attempt at an April… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forgetting your birthday was an April Fool's joke unless I remembered it in which case please disregard this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being unemployed affords me plenty of time to devise treacherous April Fool's pranks on the people who made me unemployed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Females don't have any better April Fools' Day jokes besides 'I'm pregnant'? People wouldn't be shocked hearing that from most of you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey you know which is the best day to propose a girl ¦.???¦. Its APRIL 1ST ¦. If she accepts its your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“By now the streets of Kalaupapa were filled with people racing for high ground - sick people crying "Tsunami!" as nature played… — Alan Brennert Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, someone played a really cruel joke on me. They stole ALL my mirrors and I had to go… — James Franco Copy Share Image
Indiana's governor is coming under fire for a new law that some people feel is anti-gay. The governor now says he is… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Surprisingly, a large number of people who fell out with their partners contacted us, saying that they would love to fly on… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
There was an April Fool's thing that I totally fell for which was this kit were you could grow grass on your… — Alana Haim Copy Share Image
“Today I asked Chloe to be my girlfriend,and she agreed. I sank my teeth into her neck and drank from her jugular… — Tim Collins Copy Share Image
FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLWARI main FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai u r the most BEAUTIFOOL WONDERFOOL and ColorFOOL amngst all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am broken, laying in pieces on the floor, unable to put them back together. You made me fall for you, but… — Patience Copy Share Image
“Hello everyone (Fools & Wise Ones)! Welcome to New Month, April! A month known for sunshine, spring vibes & it’s fool’s day.… — Rajesh Goyal Copy Share Image
“The Aristocrat The Devil is a gentleman, and asks you down to stay At his little place at What'sitsname (it isn't far… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“264. The longest passenger rail service currently running directly between two cities runs from Moscow, Russia to Pyongyang, North Korea, a distance… — Lena Shaw Copy Share Image
“On April 1, the Holy Spirit descended into the body of President Jerry Falwell I, who, it turned out, was in the… — Randy Attwood Copy Share Image
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
What if April Fools day doesnt exist and its been the longest prank in History? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“April Fools Day lets too many people think they are funny and so I don’t support that.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm comfortable with any April Fool's Day hoax outside of a multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
![“Surprisingly, a large number of people who fell out with their partners contacted us, saying that they would love to fly on a Virgle spaceship. But out of April Fools' jokes come real things, and I wouldn't be surprised, within the next 50 years, [if] there are one-way trips heading out into space…” quote by Richard Branson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e41/richard-branson-256_april_surprisingly-a-large-number-of-people-wh_3009694.jpg)
