April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
What if April Fools day doesnt exist and its been the longest prank in History? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd wish you a happy birthday but I can't tell if Facebook is making an April Fool's joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
My dream for April Fool's Day is to discover your obsession with a seemingly endless series of college basketball games isn't actually… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the status update box and the search box around. People posting updates on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is the day to Propose a girl. If she accepts thats your LUCk otherwise just tell her its April Fool. :) — Bubbly Copy Share Image
April Fools is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four… — Bubbly Copy Share Image
I want to remind you that everything is funny as long as its not happening to you. Happy April Fools Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you'd have sex with me tonight I'd be perfectly fine with you telling everyone it was just an April Fool's joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fool comes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“By now the streets of Kalaupapa were filled with people racing for high ground - sick people crying "Tsunami!" as nature played… — Alan Brennert Copy Share Image
FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLWARI main FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai u r the most BEAUTIFOOL WONDERFOOL and ColorFOOL amngst all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was an April Fool's thing that I totally fell for which was this kit were you could grow grass on your… — Alana Haim Copy Share Image
“Today I asked Chloe to be my girlfriend,and she agreed. I sank my teeth into her neck and drank from her jugular… — Tim Collins Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, someone played a really cruel joke on me. They stole ALL my mirrors and I had to go… — James Franco Copy Share Image
Indiana's governor is coming under fire for a new law that some people feel is anti-gay. The governor now says he is… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Surprisingly, a large number of people who fell out with their partners contacted us, saying that they would love to fly on… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
I am broken, laying in pieces on the floor, unable to put them back together. You made me fall for you, but… — Patience Copy Share Image
“On April 1, the Holy Spirit descended into the body of President Jerry Falwell I, who, it turned out, was in the… — Randy Attwood Copy Share Image
“264. The longest passenger rail service currently running directly between two cities runs from Moscow, Russia to Pyongyang, North Korea, a distance… — Lena Shaw Copy Share Image
“The Aristocrat The Devil is a gentleman, and asks you down to stay At his little place at What'sitsname (it isn't far… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Hello everyone (Fools & Wise Ones)! Welcome to New Month, April! A month known for sunshine, spring vibes & it’s fool’s day.… — Rajesh Goyal Copy Share Image
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I'm sorry that your January birthday means you were probably conceived on April Fool's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's use April Fool's as a cover for numerous sexual harassment violations. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I guess I Love You was one of ur April Fool tricks which I Stupidly fell for..! — Kaceem Madridista Copy Share Image
![“Surprisingly, a large number of people who fell out with their partners contacted us, saying that they would love to fly on a Virgle spaceship. But out of April Fools' jokes come real things, and I wouldn't be surprised, within the next 50 years, [if] there are one-way trips heading out into space…” quote by Richard Branson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e41/richard-branson-256_april_surprisingly-a-large-number-of-people-wh_3009694.jpg)
