“Hera also cheated, by winning the confidence of her sister-in-law, Amphitrite. As Hera convinced her that all she wanted to do was… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And Zeus told Aphrodite, in all sincerity, that he had now given up catching oysters for her sake. But could not help… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And thus, the Titans & titanesses made love without passion And so did the Gods & Goddesses. They only had Longing[Pothos], Love[Eros]… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And thus it was a right old shambles as anyone could see. Call it Chaos, if you like, the state of affairs… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Her mother was a cockle, but her father was no other than Uranus, who held the highest office in the universe, as… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And they were all agreed that it was Eros who held the world together, since Love made the world go round. And… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“It was told that during the wedding feast, Eris [Discordia], a daughter of Nyx, threw a golden apple into their midst, intended… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And Nerites told her what virginity was all about.He said that his sisters were all virgins before they coupled with the Gods,… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Eros, who was awakened when the girdle was cast aside, thought it unfitting that the Goddess of Love should turn herself into… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Jealousy & Zeal were the split personalities of Zelos. Just as Eros & Himeros were uncoupled in the Big Bang, so were… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, the youthful Hebe would insist on scattering her father's seed further afield, & to various places, inside & outside Greece, &… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And when Aphrodite was told about Cupid's rapid progress, she asked Zeus whether he would take her other son, Hymen, along too,… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“But on the minus side, Zeus had also had his share of fiascos. He swallowed Metis, the Goddess of Wisdom & Prudence,… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And each day when Poseidon & his entourage of Goddesses & Nymphs arrived, Hera would come with them. And as the amphora… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And thus when the great day arrived when the amphora was full with Poseidon's seed, the young Goddess was carried by Zeus'… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“But Zeus did not tell Aphrodite that age was catching up on him. And that Gods, just as Mortal men, suffered from… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“But since Pontus [the Sea] was male, only the sea creatures that lived in the sea could aspire to be Aphrodite's mother.… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“When Zeus[Jupiter]first saw Aphrodite[Venus]& Aphrodite thus first saw Zeus, it was love at first sight.Naturally. Since Zeus was the King of the… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Once she was separated from the cockles & clams, she found herself miraculously transformed into a Goddess. But she found herself different… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Hera thus suggested that she would tell Zeus that he had to couple with Aphrodite as a matter of duty, not love,since… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“He was the King of the Gods & could have anything he wanted, but only in theory. Whilst in actual fact, he… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And the naked lovers looked for a place where they could lay together & Aphrodite suggested that her bed was as good… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And she[Aphrodite]mourned Nerites' loss not because Nerites was her paramour but because she was her mentor.It was, strangely enough,poor Nerites who had… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And thus it was to everyone's surprise when Hera said that she would undertake to provide a whole amphora full of her… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And thus, having been assured by Themis, the mother of the Fates,that it was fated that she & the God of War… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Then, having accomplished what he wanted to do, Eros decided to stop the futile battle. He recalled Phobos & Deimos from Mars… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Aphrodite then promised Zeus that as soon as the girdle could be removed, she would reserve her flower for him. And she… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And that historical moment when the young Aphrodite held Poseidon's magnificent phallus in her small hand & squeezed it was the greatest… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And it was inconceivable that the God of War would not be able to be the victor in a little skirmish like… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“This was because, after the birth of Priapus, they had developed a love/hate relationship with each other. They loved & hated each… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Hephaestus told Phyllis that she owed her name to the lovely girl whom Acamas left behind in Thrace after the Trojan War,… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Then, noticing that the great God was as excited as she was, she decided to empty his sperm sacs for him. And… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“The story was however told that when Hephaestus was instructed to create Pandora, he had misunderstood Zeus' intentions.Pandora should have been given… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Hera said that Hephaestus was the one who made the lovely chariots for Zeus, Poseidon & Hades. Also the one for Helios,… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Nobody knew how it all began, neither Homer nor Hesiod. Nor Ovid nor Vergil. But it was said that at the beginning, there was… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Lovers reeked of each other after they had exchanged body fluids & hormones in the union of love. But men who dined on a… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And when Aphrodite was told about Cupid's rapid progress, she asked Zeus whether he would take her other son, Hymen, along too, since Hymen… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, the youthful Hebe would insist on scattering her father's seed further afield, & to various places, inside & outside Greece, & even in… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And during times such as those, when people wanted to get on with life, the Battle of the Sexes turned into all-out war. In… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“I would rather you wait till next Sunday" Phyllis politely told her boss, & added with a grin,If you had enjoyed the meal, why… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And Pandora pointed out to Epimetheus that he neither had wings nor wheels & so he should therefore not expect that of her also.And… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Handing Pee Wee to her sister, she admonished her not to stop. "And be careful! Should sperm come shooting out, never let it enter… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Sorry!I just couldn't control myself!" would be the excuse any virile man would offer to a girl he had just deflowered- after the event.… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Eros, who was awakened when the girdle was cast aside, thought it unfitting that the Goddess of Love should turn herself into a Goddess… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“It was told that during the wedding feast, Eris [Discordia], a daughter of Nyx, threw a golden apple into their midst, intended as a… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Many rich men are prepared to buy her virginity since she is good-looking.And old men crave for the Nectar that flows out of her… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
![“And thus, the Titans & titanesses made love without passion And so did the Gods & Goddesses. They only had Longing[Pothos], Love[Eros] & Reciprocal Love[Anteros] between them, but no Passion. And this fact accounted for the unimaginative number of offspring that some of them had. And the…” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/a3c/nicholas-chong-4441_classical-mythology_and-thus-the-titans-titanesses-made-love_1768220.jpg)
![“Her mother was a cockle, but her father was no other than Uranus, who held the highest office in the universe, as no one held a higher office than the Sky. And she was born together with Himeros[Passion] & Chaos[Confusion] at the same time, & together, as the white foam[aphros] of semen issued…” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/109/nicholas-chong-4441_big-bang_her-mother-was-a-cockle-but-her-father-w_291179.jpg)
![“And they were all agreed that it was Eros who held the world together, since Love made the world go round. And the universe was thus perceived as an enormous egg, held together by Love. And this primordial egg consisted of two hemispheres, the Sky[Uranus] & the Earth[Gaea] held together by…” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e3e/nicholas-chong-4441_big-bang_and-they-were-all-agreed-that-it-was-ero_1099687.jpg)
![“It was told that during the wedding feast, Eris [Discordia], a daughter of Nyx, threw a golden apple into their midst, intended as a prize for the most beautiful amongst the three Goddesses at the table: Athena, Hera & Aphrodite, the daughter, wife & clandestine lover of Zeus, respectively. And…” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e51/nicholas-chong-4441_children_it-was-told-that-during-the-wedding-feas_247774.jpg)
![“Jealousy & Zeal were the split personalities of Zelos. Just as Eros & Himeros were uncoupled in the Big Bang, so were Jealousy & Zeal. Zelos[Jealousy] remained as part of Eros[Love] whilst Zelos[Zeal] found himself reborn through the descendants of Uranus & Gaea as a son of Styx & Pallas, &…” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/721/nicholas-chong-4441_big-bang_jealousy-zeal-were-the-split-personaliti_2079257.jpg)
![“But since Pontus [the Sea] was male, only the sea creatures that lived in the sea could aspire to be Aphrodite's mother. And it was for this reason that Aphrodite's birth was delayed for so long. As Himeros & Chaos did not want to be born by a sea creature. And thus, Uranus' seed & testicles…” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/79d/nicholas-chong-4441_inspirational_but-since-pontus-the-sea-was-male-only-t_2114744.jpg)
![“When Zeus[Jupiter]first saw Aphrodite[Venus]& Aphrodite thus first saw Zeus, it was love at first sight.Naturally. Since Zeus was the King of the Gods, who loved all beautiful Goddesses.And Aphrodite was the Goddess of Love, the most beautiful & lovely of all the Goddesses.But love was all they…” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/31a/nicholas-chong-4441_classical-mythology_when-zeus-jupiter-first-saw-aphrodite-ve_1855242.jpg)
![“And she[Aphrodite]mourned Nerites' loss not because Nerites was her paramour but because she was her mentor.It was, strangely enough,poor Nerites who had taught her all she had known about sex & love until then. For how was a young Goddess, who was born from a cockle, to know about such things?” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/36d/nicholas-chong-4441_adult-fiction_and-she-aphrodite-mourned-nerites-loss-n_1415166.jpg)
![“Nobody knew how it all began, neither Homer nor Hesiod. Nor Ovid nor Vergil. But it was said that at the beginning, there was Chaos, which meant confusion & disorder, & there was Eros, which meant love. And confusion & disorder were what all those who were smitten by love [Eros] felt at the…” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/8c6/nicholas-chong-4441_inspiration_nobody-knew-how-it-all-began-neither-hom_47453.jpg)
![“And during times such as those, when people wanted to get on with life, the Battle of the Sexes turned into all-out war. In the Battle of the Sexes fought by the Milesians, the men won.Whilst in the battle fought by the Malesians, the men lost.[INTRO]” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/2ee/nicholas-chong-4441_battle-of-the-sexes_and-during-times-such-as-those-when-peop_128723.jpg)
![“Sorry!I just couldn't control myself!" would be the excuse any virile man would offer to a girl he had just deflowered- after the event. He would offer the same excuse to Jupiter Foo. The King of the Gods would surely blow his top- like Vulcan, the Volcano God!Yak! Yak! Yak![MMT]” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/812/nicholas-chong-4441_control-myself_sorry-i-just-couldn-t-control-myself-wou_216250.jpg)
