“Her mother was a cockle, but her father was no other than Uranus, who held the highest office in the universe, as… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And they were all agreed that it was Eros who held the world together, since Love made the world go round. And… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And whilst everyone believed that the universe began with Chaos, it did not. It began with Vacuos[Void], his granddaddy.But before Vacuos died,… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Hera thus suggested that she would tell Zeus that he had to couple with Aphrodite as a matter of duty, not love,since… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Jealousy & Zeal were the split personalities of Zelos. Just as Eros & Himeros were uncoupled in the Big Bang, so were… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“All the intrigues of the Gods & Goddesses were the works of Eros, of course. And as the Gods & Goddesses relaxed… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And that historical moment when the young Aphrodite held Poseidon's magnificent phallus in her small hand & squeezed it was the greatest… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Nobody knew how it all began, neither Homer nor Hesiod. Nor Ovid nor Vergil. But it was said that at the beginning, there was… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Lovers reeked of each other after they had exchanged body fluids & hormones in the union of love. But men who dined on a… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And when Aphrodite was told about Cupid's rapid progress, she asked Zeus whether he would take her other son, Hymen, along too, since Hymen… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, the youthful Hebe would insist on scattering her father's seed further afield, & to various places, inside & outside Greece, & even in… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And during times such as those, when people wanted to get on with life, the Battle of the Sexes turned into all-out war. In… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“I would rather you wait till next Sunday" Phyllis politely told her boss, & added with a grin,If you had enjoyed the meal, why… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“And Pandora pointed out to Epimetheus that he neither had wings nor wheels & so he should therefore not expect that of her also.And… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Handing Pee Wee to her sister, she admonished her not to stop. "And be careful! Should sperm come shooting out, never let it enter… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Sorry!I just couldn't control myself!" would be the excuse any virile man would offer to a girl he had just deflowered- after the event.… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Eros, who was awakened when the girdle was cast aside, thought it unfitting that the Goddess of Love should turn herself into a Goddess… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“It was told that during the wedding feast, Eris [Discordia], a daughter of Nyx, threw a golden apple into their midst, intended as a… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Many rich men are prepared to buy her virginity since she is good-looking.And old men crave for the Nectar that flows out of her… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
![“Her mother was a cockle, but her father was no other than Uranus, who held the highest office in the universe, as no one held a higher office than the Sky. And she was born together with Himeros[Passion] & Chaos[Confusion] at the same time, & together, as the white foam[aphros] of semen issued…” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/109/nicholas-chong-4441_big-bang_her-mother-was-a-cockle-but-her-father-w_291179.jpg)
![“And they were all agreed that it was Eros who held the world together, since Love made the world go round. And the universe was thus perceived as an enormous egg, held together by Love. And this primordial egg consisted of two hemispheres, the Sky[Uranus] & the Earth[Gaea] held together by…” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e3e/nicholas-chong-4441_big-bang_and-they-were-all-agreed-that-it-was-ero_1099687.jpg)
![“And whilst everyone believed that the universe began with Chaos, it did not. It began with Vacuos[Void], his granddaddy.But before Vacuos died, or just turned into empty space, which was what a void was, Vacuos begot, all by himself,a son, Chronos[Time]. And just before Chronos died or just turned…” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/a80/nicholas-chong-4441_big-bang_and-whilst-everyone-believed-that-the-un_1314732.jpg)
![“Jealousy & Zeal were the split personalities of Zelos. Just as Eros & Himeros were uncoupled in the Big Bang, so were Jealousy & Zeal. Zelos[Jealousy] remained as part of Eros[Love] whilst Zelos[Zeal] found himself reborn through the descendants of Uranus & Gaea as a son of Styx & Pallas, &…” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/721/nicholas-chong-4441_big-bang_jealousy-zeal-were-the-split-personaliti_2079257.jpg)
![“Nobody knew how it all began, neither Homer nor Hesiod. Nor Ovid nor Vergil. But it was said that at the beginning, there was Chaos, which meant confusion & disorder, & there was Eros, which meant love. And confusion & disorder were what all those who were smitten by love [Eros] felt at the…” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/8c6/nicholas-chong-4441_inspiration_nobody-knew-how-it-all-began-neither-hom_47453.jpg)
![“And during times such as those, when people wanted to get on with life, the Battle of the Sexes turned into all-out war. In the Battle of the Sexes fought by the Milesians, the men won.Whilst in the battle fought by the Malesians, the men lost.[INTRO]” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/2ee/nicholas-chong-4441_battle-of-the-sexes_and-during-times-such-as-those-when-peop_128723.jpg)
![“Sorry!I just couldn't control myself!" would be the excuse any virile man would offer to a girl he had just deflowered- after the event. He would offer the same excuse to Jupiter Foo. The King of the Gods would surely blow his top- like Vulcan, the Volcano God!Yak! Yak! Yak![MMT]” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/812/nicholas-chong-4441_control-myself_sorry-i-just-couldn-t-control-myself-wou_216250.jpg)
![“It was told that during the wedding feast, Eris [Discordia], a daughter of Nyx, threw a golden apple into their midst, intended as a prize for the most beautiful amongst the three Goddesses at the table: Athena, Hera & Aphrodite, the daughter, wife & clandestine lover of Zeus, respectively. And…” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e51/nicholas-chong-4441_children_it-was-told-that-during-the-wedding-feas_247774.jpg)
