Answer Phone Quotes by Suzy Becker

I never felt inspired to write this book [ I Had Brain Surgery, What's Your Excuse?], like I did with the cat or dog…

— Suzy Becker

I need a focus group like I need a hole in my head.

— Suzy Becker

There is always time for a nap.

— Suzy Becker

Eat when you're hungry. When you're not hungry, play with your food.

— Suzy Becker

All I need to know I learned from my cat.

— Suzy Becker

I think people will read about anything if it's good or interesting or funny enough.

— Suzy Becker

Don't always come when you're called.

— Suzy Becker

It's OK to wear the same thing every day.

— Suzy Becker

Sleeping is very underrated.

— Suzy Becker

Just because you're home, you don't have to answer the phone.

— Suzy Becker

Forget about speech problems just saying the words "brain surgery" sucks the air out of a room.

— Suzy Becker