I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
I'm a small dog guy. I don't want to be pattin' with the big Rottweiler or Great Dane. I like those little… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
I think that baseball is still the most entertaining game because it's the simplest to watch. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Don't tell me you can pitch...pitch. Don't tell me you can sell...sell. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Being traded is like celebrating your 100th birthday. It might not be the happiest occasion in the world, but consider the alternative. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
The catcher is a groundhog. He's a guy squatting down, digging for the ball in the dirt, and sweating under a pile of uncomfortable… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
