Saying, That's crazy when you haven't been paying attention to what someone's saying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can I see your phone? Uhm, yeah, a moment, I just have to send a text. *Delete, Delete, Delete, Delete* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TEACHER:this isn't some paper you can just write the night before ME:you underestimate my power — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money. O__o — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am an amazing woman not because of what I do, but because of who I am. Who I am reflects in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Working hard homework.* PHONE: 1 new message! *Picks up phone to reply & mom comesin.* MOM: So! You've been texting this whole time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember Hey Arnold? Rugrats? CatDog? Rocket Power? Kenan & Kel? The Amanda Show?... When Nickelodeon made sense. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when teachers say from all this talking, I assume your done working SHUT UP,from all this complaining, I assume… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Has anybody read the book Thirteen Reasons Why I am reading it right now and its pretty good so far if you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love is not written on paper, paper can be erased, Not etched on stone, stone can be broken. But it is inscribed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admin Fact 21: I'm thinking about doing a makeup tutorial sometime soon because a few ofyou asked for one. I'll post a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Uh guys I got 2 rabbits and how do you potty train them and um how do you get them tocooperate with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Awkward Moment when you turn your phone off for a really long time, and expect to have milliions of missed calls… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted of excitement. ( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TeenQuotes **MISSING UNICORN** Its light purple with a drak purple mane. If you see it, you'reprobably high. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear slut, this may come as a surprise but your boobs go inside your shirt — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Singing in the shower: I sound like adele singing in front of people: I sound like a dying walrus — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom (on computer): do I click this? You: No! What are you doing? just give me the computer, I'll do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Holding her hand in public is just another way of saying you'reproud to have her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That really annoying moment when you can't find the long side of the blanket. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people's relationship statusshould be in a relationship with___, while cheating with __ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One Of Those Days Where Your Just Watching Dragon Ball Z All Day And Eating Popcorn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are amazing no matter what and I will always be here if you ever need me. I will always have time… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love when my parents saybring me my wallet and I'll give you some money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Literally every person in my life is so amazing. I even don't understand how I am so blessed — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you get a sweet text and you just sit there smiling at your screen like a weirdo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
