Girls Sleep over: Expectation: PILLOW FIGHT!!! Reality: Pass the Doritos Beeotch — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That magic moment when Everyone becomes your best friend because you brought gum — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, we've all tried to accomplish as much as possible before the microwave stops. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of b*tching about me in your status, just tag me in it next time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mine Is Harry Styles Asked Me To be The Mother Of His Children Because I Flipped My Hair And Overwhelmed Him Whats… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you ever just lie in your bed,and think: Is this me? Am I really alive? Am I really here? Or is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
School year: Me: Yeaaa it's Saturday, Let's do something crazy!! Friend: Totally! Summer: Me: Dude, what day is it? Friend: I think… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how you can do nice things for people all the time, & they never notice. But once you make mistake,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Advice of the day: If you are trapped between your feelings and what other people think is right, always go with what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So a police man came up to me with a sniffer dog & said, This dog tells me you're on drugs.I'm on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: You should know this!You learned it 3 years ago! Me:Bitch, I don't even remember what I ate for dinner last night! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when everyone else understands it but you. But you still act like you did because you'll just Google it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're all excited about openinga present, and when you open it,it sucks — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's a slut, I'm just saying she should sleep in her own bed often — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hitting your hip on the corner ofthe counter and feeling like you just got shot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone says something super funny and you react 2 minutes later — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how many times I sayI hate you, just remember that you're really the only thing holding me together.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear student who finished the test in 7 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL. Sincerely, still on the 1st question. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LIKE if you don't care what people think about you because you do what YOU want — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear normal people, I'm not weird, I'm limited edition. Sincerely, lighten up, you only live once. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Injuries i've had- NONE. i've never broken a bonebefore, or anything like that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have an amazing wife and three daughters that always keep me motivated. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear crush, HELLLOOOOO. OVER HERE. Right here. No, not there. Over here. Yeah. Hello, I exist.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward little dance You do when your trying to put on skinny jeans — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Almost considered doing something with my life, but thenI sat down and logged into Facebook — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all hate waiting anxiously for a text, then realizing you forgot to click SEND. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
