That awkward moment when you try to high five someone and you both miss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OMG! Wrong person! Cancel. Cancel! Cancel!! CANCEL!!!! -Message sent- Okay, KILL me now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone in the class have any questions? (._.)/ ok, moving on. (._.). — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk... Dude, youwere running downtown screaming to strangers OH NA NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bitch, please your so ugly that gold fish crackers don't even smile back! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Okay, when I get home I'm getting all my homework done, cleaning my room, and going to bed early. Facebook: lol..no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey, I just met you. And this crazy. But here's my number. So call me maybe? Admit it, you didn't just read… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I haven't been on I have softball like almost everyday and I don't finish until late so I'm sorry I can't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone who is always there for you? -Joseph. He's always right but Inever listen. I know exactly whoto go to when I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dad, I'm hungry Hi Hungry, I'm dad. Dad, I'm serious. I thought you were Hungry. Are you kidding me? Nope, I'm Dad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone says you two should go out, when you actually do like the person, and the person you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mirror: awh! you look good today! so pretty! Camera: ahaha! is that a girl or adog? paper bag that face pleaaaseee! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when you see a person cry, it's better not to ask why. Sometimes it takes only three words to make them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm done trying. Fuck you. Fuck you. I'll probably text you tomorrow, but fuck you. (how I feel all the time..) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk... Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula. e_e — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Hey I've never met you, Me: and I'm crazy, Me: I have your number, Me: I'll call you daily. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything comes full circle. Be open and aware so that you can be an amazing person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He watched her take off her makeup and wondered why she even puts it on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter what they say or think, no matter who you are or what you think, you're amazing just the way you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best thing ever; is having a fire drill during your least favorite class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom,look! Very nice. Oh, that's cool how you saw withoutactually looking — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WHEN CLEANING MY ROOM: 1% Cleaning. 30% Complaining.69% Playing with stuffs I just found. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Low Battery, connect charger! Um, you're a smart phone, connect yourself. -_ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Turning off the lights downstairsand running upstairs so no one kills you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I beat someone at something and their excuse is, 'I wasn't even trying.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't do it... Then why are you laughing? Cause whoever did it, is a freaking genius! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OMG DiD YOU GET BRACES!?!?!?!!? í!?nah, I just decided to bedazzle my teeth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When girls can't take a compliment: Your so prettyNo I'm not, I'm ugly WELL SHIT, YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
