When girls can't take a compliment: Your so prettyNo I'm not, I'm ugly WELL SHIT, YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are amazing. Well I can't even describe you, you are more than amazing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom,look! Very nice. Oh, that's cool how you saw withoutactually looking — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WHEN CLEANING MY ROOM: 1% Cleaning. 30% Complaining.69% Playing with stuffs I just found. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all of your mistakes and weaknesses and still thinks youre completely amazing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay so every summer my momtakes me and my sisters to the zoo and my older sister's boyfriend always comes with us.Well,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls on Periods - I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. You're cute.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear parents, I had my whole weekend planned out before you said thatlittle two letter word. Sincerely, now I have NO friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting food stuck in your teeth: 2% Get it out with a toothpick. 8% Use your finger to remove it.90% Using your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone Else Think its Wierd when they go some Where Different And Everyone's Like Can You Say ____ Beacuse they Like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From a girl's point of view, guys always chase sluts and hoes. From a guy's point of view, girls always chase jerks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Turning off the lights downstairsand running upstairs so no one kills you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Low Battery, connect charger! Um, you're a smart phone, connect yourself. -_ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Awkward moment when your teacher says your name and you look up to see everyone staring at you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, the smallest things in life are the hardest to do. Likeclicking on his screename & just saying HE — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes its not the person you miss, it's the feeling you had when you were with them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Respect peoples feelings. even ifit doesnt mean anything to you. it could mean everything to them. Quo — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Idk if anyone else watches these boys from Aus on youtube but, THE JANOSKIANS SO CUTEEEE — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why didn't you reply to my text? dude, how am I suppose to reply to lol? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm tired & sleepy, but when I get in bed, my body is like Just kidding! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kid: Mom stop you are not funny. You never makes jokes. Mom: I made you. 24 April 2012÷ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Awwwh, Your Dating My Ex.? That's Cute, I'm Eating a Samwitch Do You Want Those Leftovers Too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't need you to remind me of my age,I have my bladderto do that for me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a parent bursts into the room and you switch tabs faster than lightning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand & 6 bottles in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont expect honesty from fake people. It's like showing a diamond to a blind and asking about its Glittering. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Looking at your best friend & laughing because you know what they are thinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
