When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way. — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
I climbed like a billion stairs... its not like I can take them two at a time. — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to take my foot out of the tub - but… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
We did 'Erin Brockovich,' we did 'Man on the Moon,' we did 'Living Out Loud,' but now I'm going to keep going. — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
I have been very fortunate in my life. I have had a lot of happiness. I have a great family and I work a… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
Jersey is always with me. I was one of the lucky ones. Asbury Park is just the greatest place in the world to spend… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
When I'm directing or producing, I like to do different kinds of stories. But you have to know what you really like, and when… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic and the whimsy and the surreal, but he also… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick. — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
I didn't do it because of the underlying greed that's prevailing, but it is about greed, doing the right thing at the right time… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
