The English are very indulgent to episodes of alcoholic insanity. — Lawrence Osborne Copy Share Image
A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic. — Ingrid Bengis Copy Share Image
The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
“Can a recovering alcoholic and a nun be happy together? Stay tuned.” — Danielle Steel Copy Share Image
I never knew that leaving someone would turn them into an alcoholic and a pothead...Thinking that maybe I made a mistake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been a practicing alcoholic and drug addict for most of my life. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
One who somes, has a SMOKY heart, One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart¦ So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS¦ As… — Ryan Retardo Copy Share Image
To give up power to change for the better is inherently distasteful to everyone, and to force people to affirm that they… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
When a woman drinks it's as if an animal were drinking, or a child. Alcoholism is scandalous in a woman, and a… — Marguerite Duras Copy Share Image
“Human beings are like the screwed-up children of alcoholic parents in that way, picking up the pieces afterward and trying to make… — Joe Schreiber Copy Share Image
I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do that. I can't… — Don Young Copy Share Image
“As a lover or a dipsomaniac, I've no doubt of your being a most fascinating specimen. But as a combiner of forms,… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
“The alcoholic lives in compulsive slavery. Alcohol is the only means that makes life bearable and quiets the alcoholic’s jittery nerves. Existence… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're unlucky enough not to have alcoholic parents, it takes you a whole lifetime of intoxication to overcome the dead weight… — Emile M. Cioran Copy Share Image
Whatever your (unfavorable) situation is, it is a good idea to ask yourself "WHAT YOU WOULD DO if you were free of… — Seth Roberts Copy Share Image
“Why do I take a blade and slash my arms? Why do I drink myself into a stupor? Why do I swallow… — Alice Jamieson Copy Share Image
“Page 142: "When a spouse says to the alcoholic, "you need to go to AA," that is obviously not true. The addict… — Henry Cloud Copy Share Image
And with each step my heart broke for the person I would never find, the person who'd love me. And then I… — Denis Johnson Copy Share Image
In England, it's a rare thing to see a player smoking but, all in all, I prefer that to an alcoholic. The… — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
“I resolved to come right to the point. "Hello," I said as coldly as possible, "we've got to talk." "Yes, Bob," he… — Robert B. Oxnam Copy Share Image
The alcoholic trance is not just a haze, as though the eyes were also unshaven. It is not a mere buzzing in… — William H. Gass Copy Share Image
I contemplate the idea that maybe I'm an alcoholic. I get this occassionally, the need to define myself as something-or-the-other, and at… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Before Footloose, the things I'd done weren't cute. In Diner I was an alcoholic. — Kevin Bacon Copy Share Image
If you measure your happiness by the amount of liquid you have in your glass, you are either a cliché or an… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“An alcoholic is dependent on alcohol. Alcohol is dependent on the bottle.” — Tamerlan Kuzgov Copy Share Image
“If I am this capable of loving an alcoholic so much, imagine how awesome I could be at loving myself.” — Grace W. Wroldson Copy Share Image
Non-alcoholic to his girlfriend, Ill only drink wine from your lips. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
No one can help an alcoholic or addict until he or she is ready to try to get better. — Ruben Castaneda Copy Share Image
I am a vegetarian as well as a passionate anti-alcoholic, because I can thus make better use of my brain. — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
“My father gave me everything he had. Everything I had I gave to alcohol.” — Dmitry Dyatlov Copy Share Image
Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time. — Mercedes McCambridge Copy Share Image
She hits me and she beats me and she drinks. My mom is an alcoholic. — Tonya Harding Copy Share Image
“I don't ever drink alone. It's not much fun. And I don't think I will until I am an alcoholic.” — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image